[Chuckles] No.
[Clutching side] I'm not feeling so good. Think I'm coming down with something.
Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go.
It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything. Can you just homeschool me?
[To Xan] No coffee. Milk or juice.
All the famous people are homeschooled- Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln, Justin Bieber.
I don't see you painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel anytime soon, Biebs. Go.
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Hey, Carl, how much longer those dogs gonna be dying down there?
It's in God's hands now.
Well, tell God to hurry the fuck up, all right? The whole house stinks.
I'm providing an essential service to below-the-poverty-line animal lovers while racking up on community service hours for my West Point application. It's a win-win.
Hey. Military service is for losers.
Spoken like a true patriot. And I'll be proud to protect your Constitutional right to be an asshole, Frank. What's with the outfit?
Got to hit the stump with Mo. Tomorrow's election day. We're fighting for the under-represented Caucasian male.
I think you're on the wrong side of history on this one.
Oh, I know Mo probably isn't gonna win.
Probably?
But democracy's about fighting for what you believe is right. And rounding up as much campaign contribution cash as possible. Mo isn't taking money from lobbyists and corporate elites. Only small donations from the local citizenry.
'Cause nobody with any sense would want to support a pedophile.
Au contraire, fruit of my loins. No less a luminary than the president of these United States supported a candidate of questionable sexual history in regard to the chasing of underage tail.
Yeah, and the guy lost.
How much you getting paid, Frank?
[To Xan] Here you go.
I take a small stipend, as is the custom for campaign managers.
Might not want to wear that shirt out of the house, Frank.
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