[Ian and Carl come in the door to kitchen]
Violating a veteran of the Armed Forces requires an immediate show of counterinsurgency. Shock and awe for those bitches.
[Hands Lip a flyer] Don't ask.
Fuck's a neighborhood watch?
A club of George Zimmerman-type of pussies who aren't trained for military action.
Oh, I think it's a group version of not minding your own business.
Fiona's gonna be pissy.
Why, what'd you do?
Let Sean in.
What? Sean? Sean?! He was here?!
Yep, then he left.
Fiona's gonna kill him.
Sun salutations, fruits of my loins. Am I hearing correctly? The Sean has returned?
Yep.
This is a test of our family's spiritual growth. I forgive him and wish him peace on his journey.
How much longer are we gonna be putting up with St. Francis of the Southside?
Permanent life change is a daily practice, Lip. I've just entered my symbolic 30s and they require a new sense of maturity.
What happened to your symbolic 20s?
We grow up fast in the age of enlightenment.
That's great, so Frank's in his early 30s and I'm back in puberty. I'm getting a boner every morning and having to whack off.
You're not getting laid?
No, it's part of the rules of sobriety. You know, I'm supposed to stay away from relationships... for a while.
Ooh, beware of rules, son. Real change happens when you reset your internal clock.
Thanks for the fatherly advice.
Your 30s are all about becoming a stand-up man. And learning to embrace fatherhood.
Too bad you're out of kids to screw up.
That's so not true. I've still got Liam. He's the only Gallagher who hasn't been ruined by that whirlwind known as Monica. And I'm going to parent him the way I should've been parenting all along, right, son? Let's get you to school on time. The first step in good parenting... Punctuality. Let's go.
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