[Kicks Frank lying on kitchen floor] Hey. Why aren't I circumcised?
What?
Now I have to get it done.
[Groans] Why the hell would you want to do that?
'Cause of my girl.
It's better not to be circumcised. More feeling in the old puppy when you don't get its tail bobbed. Self-lubricating too. Hey. Be a champ. Go get my wheelchair in the yard.
You circumcised?
I am. I didn't have much say in the matter. I was only hours old when they cut into my manhood.
It hurt?
I cried like a baby. Anyone try to find me when I was in the ICU for the last month?
No.
[Groans] How come?
We were kind of hoping you were dead.
Oh, great. Pizza.
Yeah, Domino's guy said it was already paid for, so we're trying to eat it all before he figures out he delivered it to the wrong place.
Right place. I put it on my credit card.
You have a credit card?
It just doesn't have my name on it. Oh, shit. Frank's alive?
[Grunts] Will somebody... anybody... please get my fucking wheelchair?!
No.
Fuck off, Frank.
No.
Six new onesies, three new pairs of shoes, and a Diaper Genie. Got a little something special for Mommy too.
Hey, anybody know who she belongs to? I found her outside.
Jolayemi? Hi, I'm Debbie.
Who the hell is Jolayemi?
My new night nurse.
Your what?
Jolayemi stays up with Franny so I can have a good night's sleep and be refreshed in the morning.
Mm, where'd you get the money for a night nurse?
I started an online business.
[Fiona hears thumping upstairs]
What was that?
Probably Frank.
Frank's back? Since when?
Couple a hours ago.
Claims he was in a coma.
This the baby?
Uh, yes. Franny. Francis. She's a joy, but not a great sleeper.
Does she sleep in your bed?
Sometimes, you know? I'm really careful.
[Fiona starts dragging Frank down stairs] Stop... stop it! I did you a fucking favor getting rid of that junkie!
I keep a pillow between us so that I don't smother her or anything.
Ow!
It's much easier when I'm really tired to have Franny in bed with me so that I just can just roll over and feed her.
At the hands of that lying junkie! Stop it! No! [Fiona drag Frank to front door and he grabs onto wall corner and then loses grip] Stop! Fuck! I am a truth-teller! But you're too weak to... [Fiona sends Frank rolling down steps] ...aah!
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