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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Sammi, Hanzi and others in “Unfinished Business”

You're a businessman?

More of a tradesman, actually.

Wow. Looks and smarts? Did I get lucky tonight or what? And I like your jacket. It's very classy.

...

Hey! It ain't quitting time yet, College!

Look, uh, do we get paid for the holiday on Monday? What? You know, it's the fourth? Of July? It's, you know, America's birthday. It's the birth of democracy. Yeah, I know what the fourth of July is, smart-ass. No. None of the holidays. Not the tree one, the president one, the war one, and definitely not the one for the blacks. This ain't the post office.

Yeah.

No.

I-I think I tweaked my back.

You're not gunning for workman's comp, are you, kid?

No, I just...

Good. 'Cause the "comp" stands for competition from the Mexicans who all want your job. So man up, or you're gonna be on permanent unpaid holiday.

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Um, What's wrong?

MMatty

Last night, did we, um.

I know. It was wonderful.

MMatty

So that did happen?

Yeah You don't remember?

MMatty

I was, I was plastered.

But you had a... Your thing...

MMatty

No, Debbie, that's biology. That's not consent. [Sighs]

I thought it meant you wanted to.

MMatty

Did I say I wanted to? Not exactly. Debbie, I was barely conscious, okay? You date-raped me.

We were on a date?

MMatty

No, Debbie, you statutory-raped yourself. I could go to jail.

I don't understand.

MMatty

Friends don't rape friends.

I-I didn't mean to rape you. I'm sorry.

[Matty walks away]

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