[Holds up a jar] What's that? What's it look like?
A finger.
Yeah. [Holds up a gun] You can touch it, but never put your finger on the trigger unless you're gonna shoot someone. You like secrets? So do I. Hold out your hands. [Gives Carl the gun] Our little secret, all right?
...
There are important decisions to be made. This money comes with responsibility Can you run downstairs and ask Jody for the paprika? Trusts, tax evasion, liquidity.
As soon as Eddie's claim is settled and that check comes, we have to--
Frank.
What?
I can't let you be in charge of Eddie's insurance money, sweetheart. You're an alcoholic.
I wasn't talking about me.
Okay.
Did you think I meant me?
No. We need a highly experienced professional.
Yeah, that's right. And for the record, many great men have been well-lubricated. Henry Ford, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff... they all kept a bottle close.
Mom?
Beethoven's Fifth. Coincidence? I don't think so.
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