[He steps into shower] Oh, shit! That's cold! What the hell? Veronica! There's no hot water.
What?
[Notices toys and towels left by Carl] Fucking Gallaghers!
...
Well, look at you, just letting yourself into people's houses.
Tall grande latte, two shots.
Sugar?
Absolutely. Kids home?
Mm... Boys're out getting a water heater, Debbie's at the park, Carl's out looking for small defenseless pets to torture, and Liam's down for a nap. So... No. I'm up to my ass in housework.
That's why I'm taking you to a long, deep, leisurely lunch.
Lunch?
It's a euphemism.
How quaint.
Or, would you like a Demon dog and a quick fuck over at the Sheridan?
Liam?
Get a sitter.
Costs too much.
How much?
At least 50 bucks.
You're not paying me to fuck you.
No, I couldn't pay you enough.
[They hear a distant thud]
Did you hear that?
No.
You didn't hear that? You trying to change the subject?
[Thudding]
Liam?
He's too lazy to get out of his crib... He just yells.
[Thudding]
You stay with Liam.
Wait, wait, wait... You take the baby, I'll take the bat.
Debbie! Jesus! Thought you went to the park.
I... came back.
Are you okay?
Katie Crasden's having a party.
Katie Crasden?
Two streets over.
And she... didn't invite you?
She's only three. What happened?
Well, I was just walking past, and her dad, he...
Her dad did what?
He was laughing and playing with them, and it just... It wasn't fair.
What wasn't fair? What?
Everything. So I, I, um... I stole something.
Oh... [Breathes sigh of relief] So nobody touched you?
What?
You nearly gave me a heart attack.
[Fiona and Steve glance in Debbie's room and see Katie Crasden's brother Casey in his kiddie chair]
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