[about Richard] Okay, you want details? Okay. He's got the most perfect dick I've ever seen. Long, pink, amazing. It's dickalicious.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to the girls, about the cardboard baby he gave Charlotte earlier] See, they sell them in novelty stores, and other people buy them, and— and— and the clerk said that it was funny. You know what? Maybe you have to see it.
Don't you bring that thing in here!
It's silly.
Not to me it isn't! How would you feel if I gave you a cardboard cutout of a big, flaccid penis? It's not so funny now, is it?!
[answering the phone] Well, it's about fucking time! Get over here and do me!
Is that your standard greeting now?
Oh, sorry, I thought it was Richard.
I can't believe you took ecstasy from a stranger!
It wasn't a stranger! It was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby.
Oh, well, then you know it's safe.
It's amazing. In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.
[to the girls] That fucking Richard is fucking the entire styles section, and for the first time in my life, I actually give a shit! I think I have monogamy. I must've caught it from you people!
Now it's airborne.
[reading the card Richard wrote Samantha] "Style for style. Best, Richard."
"Best." Yikes.
"Best" is the worst.
Yeah, even Gold and Vogel give you "sincerely."
"Best" is like signing "Not love."
I'm telling you, the fat ass, the farting—it's ridiculous. I am unfuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life.
Really?
Yeah. That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.
Is a three-way with a 21-year-old a bad idea for Richard's birthday?
What are you gonna give him next year? A four-way?
[about her baby shower] But who would I invite besides you guys?
All the bitches that made you go to theirs!
You want out of this, just say it.
I don't wanna have sex once and I want out?
Not just once. What about yesterday?
We were at the opera!
I was bored!
[voiceover] Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps, if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.
When's the last time you had sex?
[Charlotte pauses to think]
If you had to think about it, it's been too long.
Well, when was the last time you—
10:30 today, at the gym!
[Samantha is posting signs about Richard on a street pole]
FPFemale police officer
Ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property.
This man said he loved me, and I caught him eating another woman's pussy.
FPFemale police officer
Carry on, ma'am.
My friends don't believe you.
Am I dating your friends?
With your track record, I wouldn't put it past you.
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