Anthony Marantino quotes from Sex and the City

Anthony

When's the last time you had sex?

Anthony

If you had to think about it, it's been too long.

Charlotte

Well, when was the last time you—

Anthony

10:30 today, at the gym!

Charlotte

How can a person have really hot S-E-X with someone they don't even like?

Anthony

You're spelling "sex" in a place with a go-go boy on the bar?

Charlotte

I'm serious.

Anthony

Why? Oh, my God, Char. You?

Charlotte

I don't know what happened! He's my divorce lawyer. I don't even like him!

Anthony

So? Some of the best sex I've had is with people I can't stand!

Charlotte

[wearing her wedding dress] It's okay?

Anthony

Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!

Stanford

I missed my prom in high school because—

Anthony

You were gay.

Stanford

No. My girlfriend and I broke up the night before because—

Anthony

You were gay.

Stanford

No, I wasn't gay until—

Anthony

You were born.

Stanford

Never mind.