Charlotte York quotes from Sex and the City

Charlotte

[about Carrie's high-school sweetheart] You're marrying him!

Carrie

Will you stop? He doesn't even live in New York, he lives in Denver.

Charlotte

People move! It would be so romantic.

Carrie

Or tragic. Seriously. If I had the guy in high school, what have I been doing for the past twenty years?

Charlotte

Big is in town?

Carrie

Yeah, he's here for a little heart thing.

Miranda

What, is he on the wait list to get one?

Charlotte

I could see it going somewhere.

Carrie

Oh, please, listen, half the time I can't even understand him. We have nothing in common. He's in and out of Europe...

Charlotte

That could be good!

Samantha

Honey, you're not listening. She only wants him to be in and out of her.

Carrie

Yes, but in a much less obvious-sounding way.

Charlotte

[to Samantha] I can't believe you would actually consider having a boob job.

Carrie

[to Samantha] I can't believe you went to Planet Hollywood.

Charlotte

Smith is not gay.

Miranda

Of course not.

Charlotte

So this makes you his beard.

Samantha

I'm a beard in a wig.

Carrie

[voiceover] For most women, the goal of a dinner party is to have your friends feel comfortable around your boyfriend.

Samantha

I think my maid is using my vibrator.

Carrie

[voiceover] Other times, you wish your friends were not quite so comfortable.

Charlotte

I don't think you're supposed to say "maid" anymore.

Carrie

I don't think we're supposed to say "vibrator" over dinner.

Samantha

I'm telling you, I went into the kitchen to get it—

Miranda

Wait, why was it in the kitchen?

Samantha

I like to mix it up.

Charlotte

I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.

Carrie

Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the '80s? She was the it girl.

Samantha

I thought I was the it girl.

Miranda

Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so you win.