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S4 E1

Sea Patrol · Season 4, Episode 1

RO, Swain and others in “Night of the Long Knives”

RO

Does anybody... oh, sorry. Can anyone tell me where the gents is?

Swain

Bathroom.

Charge

How many of those have you had?

RO

Two? Three? I just, um... they’re very nice.

Swain

Ah, no, mate, I haven’t spotted the head yet. Might want to try downstairs, though.

RO

Thank you.

Swain

Ah, Robert?

RO

Mmm?

Swain

Stay away from golf buggies.

Charge

And the transsexuals.

[A scene later, he gets attacked and shoved down a flight of stairs.]

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