There's two identical math sheets, one with your name on it, one with his.
Ralph, why are you doing someone's homework for them?
Son, you can't let yourself get bullied. You gotta stand up for yourself. You know how to fight?
That's the problem--he should be. Knock Jackson Wyles on his ass.
Nothing stops a punk faster than a shot right to the snout.
Thanks for the advice, but no.
Ralph, don't worry. I'm gonna set up a meeting with your principal and this Jackson Wyles' parents.
Involving the bully's parents might be poking the bear. Ralph, how fast can you run?
He's not going to run away. He's going to face his problems.
His problem is probably twice his size and skilled at wedgies and rear admirals.
And the dreaded covered wagon.
Maybe he shouldn't be wearing underwear.
What?! I appreciate everyone's concern, but none of you are his mom.
You can handle what? Everything OK, Ralph?
Some kid's making Ralph do his homework for him.
Good, that is the perfect reason for Ralph to leave that school. He is smarter than everyone there, including the teachers. The guys and I will homeschool him from here.
TP[Toby plays a recording in Paige's voice]
I think Toby's right. He's always right, or my name isn't Paige Dineen.
Tweaked Walt's voice-adaptation software. It'll record the basic tone of anyone's voice, then it perfectly mimics whatever you type in.... And it is clearly not the time to unveil it.
Thank God, this conversation's over. Sweetheart, I want you to avoid that boy today, and I'm gonna call Principal Pastorneck.
Don't, I can handle this. Just give me one day?
Hey, where you goin' kid? I just got the heavy bag up!
I gotta go; you can teach me to hit people later.
The team is creating a fake identity for Sylvester, who is going undercover in prison.
Your record's been input into the system: psychotic serial killer, sadism, torture, multiple counts. We just need a name for this psychopath.
NCNews Correspondent
[on TV] I'm here with Ralph Dineen. Hi Ralph!
NCNews Correspondent
[on TV] Ralph, I understand you've just been accepted to Harvard, MIT, Caltech, to name a few. Not bad for a 10-year-old. How did this happen?
NCNews Correspondent
[on TV] Really, does your mom--
[Ralph turns off TV]
Now I'm a celebrity at school. Kids don't pick on celebrities.
He's right. I mean, this was an efficient plan involving zero confrontation.
I never signed off on TV interviews.
RP[Ralph plays a recording in Paige's voice]
Of course you can speak to my son Ralph, I'm so proud of him.
I've been saying for months that Ralph needs to ditch that school.
I'm staying in elementary school. If I can't relate to humans, I'll turn out like you guys.
DDDeputy Director Cooper
Because this is a black operation, my information is need-to-know. Walter O'Brien, Cabe Gallo, Happy Quinn, join me in my SUV.
Hmm. Are you heading north or south? Ooh, eye flutter on south. Huntington? Long Beach? San Pedro? San Pedro it is. Meaning water. The ports.
DDDeputy Director Cooper
Can we leave now?
You can only take three of the team, so space is an issue. A submarine? It's a submarine, isn't it? Anyway, Homeland needs Scorpion's help for a black ops nuclear submarine mission deep in international waters off the coast of California? Yep!
Toby and Sylvester bump fists.
They'll be needing me to code? I'll get my laptop.
And I will be building something, so I'll get my tools.
And I will get my party hat because I don't have to go on a submarine.
And I'll be going to keep anyone from wanting to kill them.
Walt, we've got less than a minute now. This is normally when you think of something brilliant, so how's that coming?
The escape pod. The oxygen tank could be used as an escape pod!
I asked for brilliant. I already told you there's too many bodies for buoyancy. We'll just sit there in the water.
Yeah, normally we would, but in our present circumstances, we're likely to be propelled upward from the blast.
ENEnsign Nathan Hall
You really think we can ride the explosion of the submarine?
Yes. [pause] Maybe, I don't know. Or we die.
