Holy TV stars!
[on TV] I'm here with Ralph Dineen. Hi Ralph!
[on TV] Hello.
Ralph get in here!
[on TV] Ralph, I understand you've just been accepted to Harvard, MIT, Caltech, to name a few. Not bad for a 10-year-old. How did this happen?
[on TV] I applied.
[on TV] Really, does your mom--
[Ralph turns off TV]
Now I'm a celebrity at school. Kids don't pick on celebrities.
He's right. I mean, this was an efficient plan involving zero confrontation.
I never signed off on TV interviews.
Of course you can speak to my son Ralph, I'm so proud of him.
I've been saying for months that Ralph needs to ditch that school.
I'm staying in elementary school. If I can't relate to humans, I'll turn out like you guys.
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