Toby Curtis quotes from Scorpion

Toby Curtis

Ralph, have a good day at school, and don't listen to any of your teachers.

Toby Curtis

All artists want the same thingː recognition.

Toby Curtis

Heart wants what the heart wants. So does the brain.

Toby Curtis

Happy, I'm not gonna apologize for what I did earlier because I wanted to protect you. By now, I figured you'd know why. But in case you don't know, I want my last words to have some meaning. So Happy Quinn, I am in lov--

Toby Curtis

Perfect timing.

Toby Curtis

I'm like mold, sporing on aged cheese: At first it's gross, but it grows on you. And eventually you realize how precious it is, what a rare and wonderful fungus you have. You better hope by then, the fungus hasn't moved on.

Toby Curtis

If the collective IQ of NASA scientists had a baby with the brains of MIT researchers, they'd give birth to us.

Toby Curtis

There's three primal fears everyone shares: extinction--ceasing to exist; mutilation--having one's body boundaries infiltrated; and loss of autonomy--feeling entrapped or paralyzed. Being buried alive covers all three.

Toby Curtis

You guys have a secret airline? What kind of snacks are we talking?

Toby Curtis

Oh, bollocks, his accent changed from Colin Firth to Michael Caine. Is anything about you real?!

Toby Curtis

This is nuttier than George Washington Carver's lunchbox.

Toby Curtis

OK, God, maybe you can hear me. I know I don't really believe in you, but there's no atheists in foxholes. Or blizzards.

Toby Curtis

This is my favorite cartoon! You are the best sitter since Mrs. Claderman gave me pudding for dinner.

Toby Curtis

It'll be Chernobyl 2: The Sequel. Nine out of ten sequels are worse than the original!

Toby Curtis

Chess is a gateway game. Start with the pawns, wind up at the poker table. And Happy doesn't play, there's no building involved.

Toby Curtis

This light is here for a reason, so insane people don't open the door while the turbine is on. So stand back while I open it.