Ray Spiewack quotes from Scorpion

Ray Spiewack

It's just temporary, until my app business takes off. Once I think of a good app.

Toby Curtis

What is that? points to Ray's "Team Scorpeon" T-shirt

Ray Spiewack

Just a T-shirt.

Happy Quinn

You are not part of Scorpion!

Ray Spiewack

But I live here.

Happy Quinn

So does a possum, in the rafter.

Ray Spiewack

Well, I did kinda help you guys, you know, get out of Kazakhstan.

Happy Quinn

But it's spelled wrong. We're a team of geniuses.

Ray Spiewack

Two P's. Got it.

Happy Quinn

Hey, John McClane! Need a ride?

Walter O'Brien

Who's John McClane?

Happy Quinn

Just a movie, never mind.

Ray Spiewack

Dude! It is just like that move!

Walter O'Brien

Oh yeah, with John McCain.

Ray Spiewack

No, not quite.

Paige Dineen

What are you doing to my son?

Ray Spiewack

Hey Peggy. I'm just helping him with his homework. His report card was a tad subpar.

Paige Dineen

He gets straight A's.

Ray Spiewack

Not in gym.

Paige Dineen

Ralph doesn't care about gym.

Toby Curtis

All boys care about gym. It's Lord of the Flies in there and getting picked last is painful. Trust me.

Paige Dineen

I'm not sure I like him telling you guys things instead of me.

Toby Curtis

He's one of us. We get him.

Toby Curtis

Your last name's Spiewack, right? Is that Polish?

Ray Spiewack

As Polish as a bratwurst.

Toby Curtis

OK, that's German. Look, you know any Polish at all?

Ray Spiewack

I was raised by my Grandma Etoile.

Toby Curtis

And that's French. Look, we're on a case and we're in a bit of a bind. You're gonna hear some people in the background speaking Polish. I got my phone linked into my comm. I'm gonna need you to translate it back to me in English.

Ray Spiewack

De nada, amigo.

Toby Curtis

Now we have Spanish. Remind me to punch you when we get back.

Sylvester Dodd

Did you grab what we need?

Ray Spiewack

I couldn't get it on such short notice. But I did grab a couple of Band-Aids!