Cabe Gallo quotes from Scorpion

Cabe Gallo

Alright kids, if you need to hit the head, now's the time, because we're not stopping once we hit the road.

Sylvester Dodd

You know you're not our dad, right?

Cabe Gallo

Stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad.

Cabe Gallo

That would be NASA, NORAD, the UN, and NATO, all wanting to know about the unplanned missile launch.

Toby Curtis

Let the machine get it.

Walter O'Brien

Oh, that's a wrinkle.

Cabe Gallo

[listening on comms] What did he say?

Happy Quinn

"That's a wrinkle"?

Toby Curtis

What's a wrinkle?

Cabe Gallo

Oh, that's a wrinkle.

Happy Quinn

Not good.

Sylvester Dodd

Cabe, I don't see any parachutes! You knew we were gonna jump and you didn't tell me?

Cabe Gallo

Well, if I did you wouldn't have come.

Cabe Gallo

Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Sylvester Dodd

All the time!

Cabe Gallo

Then you should be used to it.

Cabe Gallo

There's a good chance Zoric is gonna be armed; you ready for this?

Walter O'Brien

No.

Cabe Gallo

Alright, then I'll go first.

Sylvester Dodd

Guys, remember, Ernesto might by deaf, but Zoric is not. You need to be completely silent, or else he'll know someone's in there with him.

Toby Curtis

Good point, Professor Obvious. Walter, also remember: We're in Cuba, and the Earth is round.

Cabe Gallo

Who's Jackson Wyles?

Ralph Dineen

Nobody.

Cabe Gallo

There's two identical math sheets, one with your name on it, one with his.

Paige Dineen

Ralph, why are you doing someone's homework for them?

Ralph Dineen

To avoid injury.

Sylvester Dodd

That's a good reason

Cabe Gallo

Son, you can't let yourself get bullied. You gotta stand up for yourself. You know how to fight?

Paige Dineen

He's not fighting.

Cabe Gallo

That's the problem--he should be. Knock Jackson Wyles on his ass.

Happy Quinn

Nothing stops a punk faster than a shot right to the snout.

Paige Dineen

Thanks for the advice, but no.

Cabe Gallo

I got an idea.

Paige Dineen

Ralph, don't worry. I'm gonna set up a meeting with your principal and this Jackson Wyles' parents.

Sylvester Dodd

Involving the bully's parents might be poking the bear. Ralph, how fast can you run?

Paige Dineen

He's not going to run away. He's going to face his problems.

Toby Curtis

His problem is probably twice his size and skilled at wedgies and rear admirals.

Ralph Dineen

And the dreaded covered wagon.

Sylvester Dodd

Maybe he shouldn't be wearing underwear.

Paige Dineen

What?! I appreciate everyone's concern, but none of you are his mom.

Ralph Dineen

I can handle this.

Walter O'Brien

You can handle what? Everything OK, Ralph?

Paige Dineen

Some kid's making Ralph do his homework for him.

Walter O'Brien

Good, that is the perfect reason for Ralph to leave that school. He is smarter than everyone there, including the teachers. The guys and I will homeschool him from here.

Paige Dineen

Worst idea yet.

I think Toby's right. He's always right, or my name isn't Paige Dineen.

Toby Curtis

Tweaked Walt's voice-adaptation software. It'll record the basic tone of anyone's voice, then it perfectly mimics whatever you type in.... And it is clearly not the time to unveil it.

Paige Dineen

Thank God, this conversation's over. Sweetheart, I want you to avoid that boy today, and I'm gonna call Principal Pastorneck.

Ralph Dineen

Don't, I can handle this. Just give me one day?

Paige Dineen

Ok. Love you.

Sylvester Dodd

Stay strong.

Cabe Gallo

Hey, where you goin' kid? I just got the heavy bag up!

Ralph Dineen

I gotta go; you can teach me to hit people later.

Sylvester Dodd

The PSI on those jabs is averaging 129. On a power scale that's...

Cabe Gallo

Kitten. Sad kitten.

Because this is a black operation, my information is need-to-know. Walter O'Brien, Cabe Gallo, Happy Quinn, join me in my SUV.

Toby Curtis

Hmm. Are you heading north or south? Ooh, eye flutter on south. Huntington? Long Beach? San Pedro? San Pedro it is. Meaning water. The ports.

Sylvester Dodd

A frigate!

Can we leave now?

Toby Curtis

You can only take three of the team, so space is an issue. A submarine? It's a submarine, isn't it? Anyway, Homeland needs Scorpion's help for a black ops nuclear submarine mission deep in international waters off the coast of California? Yep!

Walter O'Brien

They'll be needing me to code? I'll get my laptop.

Happy Quinn

And I will be building something, so I'll get my tools.

Sylvester Dodd

And I will get my party hat because I don't have to go on a submarine.

Cabe Gallo

And I'll be going to keep anyone from wanting to kill them.

Cabe Gallo

I'll go with. The guys holding the warhead might have men patrolling the base looking for anyone that might disrupt their $20 million deal.

Toby Curtis

I thought you had to leave your weapon at home because of customs. What can you do without a gun?

Toby Curtis

Ahh! He can do that.

Toby Curtis

I'm startin' to think we should just let 'em have the nuke....With great responsibility comes great wedgie.

Cabe Gallo

This is just wrong.

Happy Quinn

Don't say anything.

Toby Curtis

Just friends.

Paige Dineen

I don't know how the actors move in these things.

Walter O'Brien

I want Homeland to double our fee. I feel absurd. I don't like feeling absurd.

Toby Curtis

You see that? She was just busy

Cabe Gallo

First stage of grief: Denial.

Toby Curtis

Grief over what?

Sylvester Dodd

The fact that your attempted romance with Happy is dead.

Toby Curtis

OK, no offense, but I'm not about to give weight to the psychiatric musings of a guy who uses a superhero lunch box and someone who still watches Bonanza.

Cabe Gallo

Second stage of grief: Anger.

Walter O'Brien

How far away is that train?

Sylvester Dodd

Its current path has it just a few minutes from you, heading towards the Olympic and Westwood stop. Why?

Walter O'Brien

'Cause I'm getting on board.

Toby Curtis

Suicidal genius says what now?

Cabe Gallo

How the hell are you going to get on a train going 90 miles an hour?

Walter O'Brien

I presume with great caution!

Toby Curtis

I would give anything for Happy to care enough to slap me.

Cabe Gallo

Bargaining. Third stage of grief.

Toby Curtis

It's just so disheartening.

Cabe Gallo

And there's depression. I counted the gold coins; one of 'em's missing.

Toby Curtis

Oh, I'm not a thief, I just wanted to play Proton Arnold with a $2 million quarter.

Toby Curtis

I'm not lookin' for trouble I just need to see Happy...happy with Chet, and I then I'm at the fifth stage of grief.

Cabe Gallo

Acceptance.

Toby Curtis

And then I can move on.

Cabe Gallo

Identify yourself!

Mark Willis, Central Intelligence.

Toby Curtis

CIA. Explains how he came in like a cloud. A dark cloud.

Homeland's agreed to lend out Scorpion's services to my unit.

Toby Curtis

Oh, lucky us!

For a significant payday.

Walter O'Brien

We're listening.