I would give anything for Happy to care enough to slap me.
Bargaining. Third stage of grief.
It's just so disheartening.
And there's depression. I counted the gold coins; one of 'em's missing.
Oh, I'm not a thief, I just wanted to play Proton Arnold with a $2 million quarter.
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