Walter O'Brien quotes from Scorpion

Walter O'Brien

We're friends. We're co-workers.

Toby Curtis

Oh, that's right. That's my mistake. I keep forgetting because of the way you look, feel, and talk about her.

Toby Curtis

Wow, even you don't speak Vietnamese.

Walter O'Brien

Well, I could in an hour!

Walter O'Brien

Ralph, you need to link your software program to the satelite...it can get us satelite data in real time.

Ralph Dineen

I don't think that's a good idea. My professor failed me.

Walter O'Brien

Who cares? Your professor is a human; you are genius. Now, I have faith in your mind, but if you don't, there is no point in you having your ability.

Happy Quinn

We can do it.

Toby Curtis

Really? What makes you think you can handle a switcharoo Indiana Jones couldn't pull off? A giant boulder almost crushed him.

Walter O'Brien

Who's Indiana Jones, a state senator?

Walter O'Brien

I used to think that I had the fourth-highest IQ in the world. But now I realize that you have dropped me down to number 5.

Ralph Dineen

That got you upset?

Walter O'Brien

No! No, what upset me was that you were willing to slow down for me, to let me go down the wrong road when that would have hindered you because I couldn't grasp your work. Never hobble your intelligence for anyone. Because if you do that in this garage, imagine what you'll have to do out there. With the humans. The world needs to catch up to you. Because if it can just a little, imagine what a beautiful place it could be.

Walter O'Brien

Why do we keep getting invoices from the United States Treasury?

Paige Dineen

'Cause we flooded Fort Knox.

Walter O'Brien

Oh, right. Well, tell them Homeland will cover it.

Happy Quinn

We won't have to go in there thanks to old RANDY here.

Cabe Gallo

Randy?

Happy Quinn

Radiation And Nuclear Deployment Yeoman.

Walter O'Brien

How 'bout VIRGIL? VIrtual Reality Gyroscopic Laborer?

Sylvester Dodd

HOWARD. Humanoid-Out-Wandering-About Radiation Device.

Happy Quinn

Heh heh heh, his name's Randy.

Paige Dineen

There's no way down.

Walter O'Brien

Actually, there is, I just didn't mention it earlier.

Paige Dineen

Is it borderline insane?

Walter O'Brien

Uh, it goes slightly beyond the border.

Walter O'Brien

OK, when I say 'now,' step off.

Paige Dineen

I'm just not gonna look.

Walter O'Brien

I think that's wise.

Toby Curtis

Hey, Big Brain? I'm taking the company car. Keys please.

Walter O'Brien

We don't have a company car.

Toby Curtis

Your new car's the company car. We voted. It's really nice.

Walter O'Brien

Where is Toby? I didn't see my car in the parking lot.

Sylvester Dodd

You mean the company car?

Walter O'Brien

About that. I missed the vote where my car became the company car.

Sylvester Dodd

Well, it was a landslide. Your vote wouldn't have mattered.

Walter O'Brien

Where are they?

Toby Curtis

What?

Walter O'Brien

My car keys, where are they?

Toby Curtis

To the company car?

Walter O'Brien

IT'S MY CAR, WHERE ARE THEY?!

Toby Curtis

On my desk. Where're you going?

Walter O'Brien

I'm gonna stop Paige. I uh, I love her. I'm a moron.

Toby Curtis

Nope. You're just a genius.

Paige Dineen

What are you doing anyway?

Walter O'Brien

Just a project that will make humanity eternally grateful. Fixing the hot dog.

Paige Dineen

You just stamped these satisfactory, you didn't even fill out the comments section.

Walter O'Brien

Yes I did. I wrote "no comment."

Paige Dineen

The team could use some positive feedback.

Walter O'Brien

Every Friday they get a paycheck. That is their positive feedback.

Toby Curtis

So you did kiss!

Walter O'Brien

It's not like we enjoyed it.

Happy Quinn

It was gross!

Walter O'Brien

Come on.

Scorpion's the only group that will work without insurance coverage.

Paige Dineen

I've been trying to get them to buy insurance for two years.

Walter O'Brien

Humans need insurance coverage. We're Scorpion; we don't make mistakes.