Toby Curtis quotes from Scorpion

Toby Curtis

It's not the first time that the mentally enabled got hoodwinked for believing everyone's as straightforward as we are.

Sylvester Dodd

Ostracized for being too smart. You know, it's Mensa all over again!

You've been discriminated against before for being a genius?

Sylvester Dodd

Sort of. Picked on.

Toby Curtis

Treated different.

Happy Quinn

Shut out.

Sylvester Dodd

But not discriminated against.

Uh...Who here has the law degree?

Toby Curtis

I hope that was rhetorical.

Toby Curtis

What's up Honey Bear Kitten Pie?

Happy Quinn

Nothing, you Stupid Dummy Moron Jerk.

Walter O'Brien

We're friends. We're co-workers.

Toby Curtis

Oh, that's right. That's my mistake. I keep forgetting because of the way you look, feel, and talk about her.

Toby Curtis

Wow, even you don't speak Vietnamese.

Walter O'Brien

Well, I could in an hour!

I need proof. And the only way to prove Fort Knox isn't secure is to break in.

Crazy man says what now?

Happy Quinn

We can do it.

Toby Curtis

Really? What makes you think you can handle a switcharoo Indiana Jones couldn't pull off? A giant boulder almost crushed him.

Walter O'Brien

Who's Indiana Jones, a state senator?

Toby Curtis

In the early years of Scorpion, Mark Collins showed incredible brilliance. One of the smartest members on the team. He amazed me, all of us. He also scared us.

How so?

Toby Curtis

He gets lost in his own mind, his thoughts and his theories. And if you disagree with one of his constructs, he lashes out, gets violent.

He's just jealous.

Mr. Collins, you will have your chance to speak.

Toby Curtis

See that look he has? That's a 1. You don't want to see him at 10.

As someone who has worked with the applicant and known him in a personal capacity, do you have an opinion regarding his potential release from this facility?

Toby Curtis

Well as a former colleague, and as a psychiatrist with a degree from Harvar--

Harvard Medical School. Big deal. I don't need some elbow-patch professor to tell me what to think. I can create my own knowledge.

Toby Curtis

Create your own reality.

You've always hated me because I came between you and Walter. Because I was his favorite mind. We went places together that you could never even fathom, Toby. All up here.

Toby Curtis

I'm sure it's lovely in there with all the elf socials and unicorn parties.

Dr. Curtis, I just simply need your opinion for the record with respect to Mr. Collins' sanity. How sane is he?

Toby Curtis

Medically speaking, he's nuttier than peanut brittle.

I WILL KILL YOU!

Toby Curtis

Hey, Big Brain? I'm taking the company car. Keys please.

Walter O'Brien

We don't have a company car.

Toby Curtis

Your new car's the company car. We voted. It's really nice.

Walter O'Brien

Where are they?

Toby Curtis

What?

Walter O'Brien

My car keys, where are they?

Toby Curtis

To the company car?

Walter O'Brien

IT'S MY CAR, WHERE ARE THEY?!

Toby Curtis

On my desk. Where're you going?

Walter O'Brien

I'm gonna stop Paige. I uh, I love her. I'm a moron.

Toby Curtis

Nope. You're just a genius.

Toby Curtis

So you did kiss!

Walter O'Brien

It's not like we enjoyed it.

Happy Quinn

It was gross!

Walter O'Brien

Come on.

Toby Curtis

So speeding things up was an option, but you didn't consider it because it could affect you negatively. What about me? Or Happy? Or Tobias Merriweather Curtis Jr.?

Cabe Gallo

Merriweather?

Toby Curtis

It's a family name.

Toby Curtis

Genius is hereditary, it's not guaranteed. We could have a Normal. I do not relate well to Normals. Happy neither.

Paige Dineen

Well, if I can raise a genius child, you can raise a Normal. Trust me, raising a genius child isn't easy; I have five of them.

Walter O'Brien

It's a divorce gift, for your baby.

Happy Quinn

It's hideous. And heavy.

Walter O'Brien

It's protective! Did you know that on aircraft you're exposed to as much radiation as a chest x-ray?

Happy Quinn

I'm a genius, I know most things.

Walter O'Brien

Well, what if you're on a plane with Tobias Merriweather Curtis Jr.?

Happy Quinn

Merriweather?

Toby Curtis

Yeah, I need to tell you something about my middle name. It's Merriweather.

Happy Quinn

You said it was Marcus!

Toby Curtis

You're letting the weight of your emotional baggage crash your Paige plane. You see, you control how you react to this unforeseen development.

Paige Dineen

Toby, I swear I will stuff my foot in your business like you're a Thanksgiving turkey!

Toby Curtis

And our session is complete.

Paige Dineen

What was your hourly private practice rate?

Toby Curtis

It was $400/hour. Problem was racetrack made $500.

Paige Dineen

Well here's twenty bucks, you're retained. Patient confidentiality, you cannot tell anyone on the team.

Toby Curtis

Legally I can't, but I wouldn't anyway if you had just asked. That being said, I'm keeping the twenty.

Paige Dineen

I mean, you have no idea how manipulative she is. One conversation and she has you doubting yourself.

Toby Curtis

This is not worth twenty dollars.