It's a divorce gift, for your baby.
It's hideous. And heavy.
It's protective! Did you know that on aircraft you're exposed to as much radiation as a chest x-ray?
I'm a genius, I know most things.
Well, what if you're on a plane with Tobias Merriweather Curtis Jr.?
Merriweather?
Yeah, I need to tell you something about my middle name. It's Merriweather.
You said it was Marcus!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Scorpion quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Scorpion pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.