Ricky quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Don't be silly, Norville, we're so proud. Our son, President of the Chefs Club, winner of the ultimate teen chef award and you've won the national junior epicurean of the year award 3 times in a row.

But, I--I'm like a slacker.

I don't buy that story for a second.

Shaggy, look.

Here at Creationex, we've been blessed with inventing clean, sustainable fusion-based energy.

Now, my beautiful husband and I want to pass that blessing on to you by radically reducing our prices. (Ricky and Cassidy kiss)

Creationex makes life better for everyone!

Huh?