I can't take it! I can't take it!
No, Scoob, it is not okay! We're totally lost at sea. No, wait. Correction! Lost on an interdimensional sea, alone and adrift between universes. Dudes, life is completely turned upside down.
VelmaUpside down. Shaggy Rogers, you're a genius.
Velma
It's not up, it's down. The gate is down.
Oh. (puts his head in the water and realizes that the next gate is below, then emerges) Hey, look.
(Daphne, Scooby, Shaggy and Daphne put their heads in the water then emerge)
Jeepers. You think the fourth gate is down there?
Only one way to find out. Come on, gang. (jumps into the water)
(The gang walks to the fourth gate)
This is it. We made it, gang.
Velma
I don't like what's waiting for us beyond that door.
Pure evil. That we must destroy with the Heart of the Jaguar.
Velma
Wait. If things prove to be bigger than us, I just want to tell you guys--
No. Nothing is bigger than us. It's the 5 of us. We can do this together.
(The gang join hands)
Here, let me do the honors.
(Fred gives Shaggy the old flintlock pistol)
(Shaggy nervously shoots the flintlock at the gate, the bullet ricochets around the place)
I don't get it. The key didn't work.
That's because the flintlock itself isn't the key. (puts the flintlock near the gate, the flint shines) Look, it's the flint.
Daphne, you figured it out, you do the honors.
(Daphne slots the flint into an opening on the lock and the fourth gate opens)
Whoa. This place is like mega creepy and scary. Is it too late to turn back?
(The gang finally walks to the cursed treasure discovered)
(grabs the Heart of the Jaguar) Hmm? What do I do now?
(locked in a crystal sarcophagus) Open the sarcophagus.
Turn the lock. Set me free.
We aren't here to free you.
Velma
We're here to destroy you.
Destroy me? Never. You have no choice. This is your destiny. Everything you have done, you have done for me. I brought you together as I brought all those together before you. I made you into friends. Forced you into a group. I am the author of your every hope and dream. All to this purpose: you set me free.
Like, is this--this evil telling the truth? Like our whole life, our friendship has been a lie?
Maybe everything we think we know, none of it is real.
No. I--I refuse to believe it. (takes Fred's hand) My love for Fred is real. I know it. And I love you all. You're my best friends.
Velma
Daphne's right. Every word this thing spits out is a lie. (to Scooby) Destroy it.
This ends now. We'll never set you free.
(shows up) That's too bad... (The old gang arrives with Kriegstaffebots) ...because I will.
(Scooby prepares to destroy the sarcophagus with the Heart of the Jaguar, but Pericles snatches it with his paws)
(Kriegstaffebots hold the gang and Pericles opens the sarcophagus)
The time of Nibiru has come. (comes out of the sarcophagus and laughs)
You underestimate my strength. I should consume you and grow in power!
(The gang looks at each other, the Kriegstaffebot aims at them, Ricky decapitates it with a sword)
Run, kids! Get out of here now!
(The Evil Entity grabs Ricky)
Velma
Hang on, E! We'll save you!
(last words) It's too late for me, Velma.
Velma
No!
(The Evil Entity consumes Ricky alive)
Now it is your turn! (tries to grab the gang but its tentacles are blocked by a shield of blue energy that appears around them)
Like, what was up with that?
I need more. I shall feast upon all of Crystal Cove!
The Heart is us. It's always been us.
Velma
Jinkies! Scooby's right. It can't devour us now and it couldn't touch us earlier, remember?
Not when we stood together.
Velma
Our friendship.
Our love for one another.
Like, that's the true Heart of the Jaguar.
And that is something that monster can never take away. Something it can never defeat. It's now or never. Let's do this.
(The gang takes the remains of the Heart of the Jaguar spear and races towards the sarcophagus while Annunaki minions try to stop them)
Daph! (gives the stick to Daphne)
Velma! Catch! (gives the stick to Velma)
Velma
Shaggy! (gives the stick to Shaggy)
(Shaggy throws the stick in the air, Scooby-Doo launches it with a final kick into the crystal sarcophagus)
(gasps) (The crystal sarcophagus is broken, opens up a vortex) (last words) NOOOOOO!!! (The vortex begins to suck everything into it, except for the gang) No! It cannot be! IT SHALL NOT BE! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
(The vortex causes a galaxy implosion and a bright light)
(arrives with Mayor Nettles and four children) Hey, you kids. Nice to see you out and about on such a lovely day.
Velma
Sheriff Stone?
Like, dudes, where did that pint-sized posse come from?
Mayor wife and I are taking the kids down to the beach.
You seem awfully forgetful, Daphne. I hope you remember you promised to baby-sit tomorrow night.
Now, Eastwood, Norris and little Billy Jack need to be asleep by 8:00. Linda Carter here can stay up as long as she likes on account of her being more adorable than her brothers.
Oh, we better run. See you tomorrow. (leaves with Sheriff Stone and four children)
Velma
OK, that was odd.
(The sign says "Crystal Cove - The Sunniest Place on Earth")
Didn't it always used to say "The Most Hauntedest Place on Earth"?
And like, check out that sign.
(reads the Darrow Mansion's sign) "Visit historic Darrow Mansion"?
Velma
Darrow Mansion sank underground.
And Danny Darrow was some kind of horrible old troll, remember? I mean, wasn't he?
(scared) Duh! What's going on?! (jumps into Shaggy's arms)
Velma
Scooby, I think that's exactly what we need to find out.
Velma
Please, Marcie, please. Tell me what's going on?
V, this is no time for fooling around. We're preparing for this year's Tri-state Olympiad of Science, which we have always won.
Velma
Schrodinger's cat!
Huh? Our event is about mineral erosion. What's the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics have to do with it?
Velma
Everything! I gotta tell the gang. (leaves)
Velma
With no actuality of wave function collapse, alternative histories and futures are real. I know why everything's different. We destroyed the Entity and by destroying it, it was as if it never existed. So, everything it touched: All the evil, all of the curse, all of the losers in rubber masks and the dumb monster attractions, none of it ever happened. By destroying the Evil Entity, we created an entirely different timeline.
Our neighbors, our families, they've never been negatively influenced by the Evil Entity.
It's come undone, all of it. Our actions created a better world where we all have normal and productive lives.
Lives that really aren't ours.
Worse than that, gang, we've created a world without mysteries.
Velma
What kind of a world doesn't have mysteries?
A world where we don't belong.
(The gang feels sorry)
Well, I just got this disc from Miskatonic University. Might as well see what it is.
(Velma puts the disc into the laptop)
(Video starts)
HEHarlan Ellison
Harlan Ellison here. You can call me Mr. E. I know who you kids are and I know that you created an alternate timeline by destroying that Evil Entity. How do I know this? How you ask in your purblind ignorance? It's obvious as antlers on a Chihuahua. I'm a genius! All my years of writing speculative fiction has hyper tuned my psychic mnemonic connection with alternate dimensions. That's why I am able to remember every timeline ever created. And believe me, this has happened before, but you kids have slipped the time stream with me. Very rare. You're very strange. That's why I sent you this message. I've taken up residence as professor of sub-nuclear sciences at Miskatonic University. (shows the university from the window) I want you in my class next semester. I've already got you all admitted, even that weird dog. There's a lot of meddling to do and a lot of mysteries out there that need solving. Don't miss it.
(Video ends)
(The gang is surprised)
Velma
Jinkies!
Velma
Miskatonic University? Amazing!
But it's all the way on the other side of the country.
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