Fred quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

I still don't understand. I came out of that mirror and everything had changed. Why is everyone a skeleton and why are you--

Old Daphne

Do I really look so awful, Freddie?

Uh... no.

Old Daphne

When you didn't come back, something went crazy with the Planispheric Disk. Velma said it created a vortex around Crystal Cove and sped up time here. We searched everywhere for it. You hid it too well. Decades whirred by in weeks. Everyone aged quickly and one by one, turned to dust until only I was left.

I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I... I'm just a really good hider.

Old Daphne

You've got to change it back. Right up till the end, Velma said the Planispheric Disk could reverse the process. Where did you hide it, Freddie? We have to get that disk.

Then that's what we'll do. Daphne, Mr. Traples, load up. We've got a future to change.

Old Daphne

The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Shaggy and Scooby loved this place. It was hidden here the whole time?

Yep. Come on.

Everybody out.

Shaggy

Like, this is more like it. (chuckles) The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium makes me, like, f-f-famished.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(grabs Shaggy and Scooby hardly) What's wrong with you two? You're like bottomless pits. We're not here to indulge your munchies. We're here for that Planispheric Disk.

Daphne

Freddie, you're the one who hid it here. I don't understand why you don't know where it is.

Oh, you don't understand? Intellect isn't your strong suit, huh? What about you? Got any smarts in there behind those eye goggles?

Velma

Hmmph.

Old Daphne

Freddie, we've looked everywhere. It's not here.

Hey, wait a minute. You're right. This wasn't the last place I hid the disk. The trip through the mirror must have jangled my memory. Now I remember.

Old Daphne

The Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex? You hid the disk here?

Sure. I would think you of all people would realize why this place would be so important to me, don't you, Daph?

Old Daphne

Because we had our first date here, Freddie.

I can always count on you to remember stuff like that. Come on.

It's got to be here somewhere. Keep searching.

Shaggy

What's the score?

The score, Norbert, is that we're gonna find that disk tonight.

Shaggy

I meant the score to the baseball game. That you're listening to. On that thingymabob.

Heh. I knew that.

Velma

It's not Norbert. It's Norville. And nobody calls him that. It's always Shaggy.

I suggest less nitpicking and more searching. (talks through headphone) Wait. What? It's not here. Get back in the van.

Old Daphne

The kennel of the horrible hounds?

Shaggy used to board Scooby here when he and his folks went on vacations. I'm pretty sure I put the Planispheric Disk here.

Velma

Fred, this is all very bizarre.

You don't know the meaning of the word, child. (grunts) I just remembered where I actually hid the disk.

Here we are. This time for sure.

Old Daphne

The education board of Crystal Cove? Why? That's so random.

I'm surprised at you, Daphne. Education is very important to me. Isn't it, Mr. Traples? (plays with Mr. Traples)

I don't know. Look in all the desks, I guess. I'll check out the superintendent's office. (leaves the gang)

Velma

Gang, something is definitely wrong here. (writes the blackboard with chalk) I mean, is it me or is Fred acting even stranger than usual?

It's not you.

Velma

Maybe if we can retrace our steps, we'll see a pattern. (writing) F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex. Kennel of the horrible hounds. Education board of Crystal Cove. (marks the first and second 4 letters from top to bottom)

Daphne

"Fake Fred"?

Velma

I knew it.

Then who is he?

Shaggy

And who sent the message?

Velma

My guess? The real Fred. Wherever he is, he's probably in life-threatening peril.

Daphne

And in the clutches of some hideous creature.

Old Daphne

Where is it, Fred? Where is it?

Take it easy, Daph .At least we now know it's not here.

Old Daphne

You don't understand, Fred. We have to find that disk now. It's almost midnight. They'll be waking up soon.

What? Who?

Old Daphne

The skeletons. The skeletons walk after midnight. Run!

Old Daphne

Fred Jones, you remember every trap you ever built. Why can't you remember where you hid the most important relic in the universe?

Trap. That's it. Now I remember. (starts the engine of wrecked Mystery Machine) It's at the old abandoned factory.

Aha! Now that's more like it.

Shaggy

Should I just keep driving around in circles, Mr. Fred? Oh, sir? (drives the Mystery Machine in a circle)

No, the old abandoned factory, hippie. And floor it.

Old Daphne

This isn't the way to the factory.

I'm willing to bet it's the way to the factory. The real factory.

Old Daphne

(a bit disappointed) Fred, we're headed straight for that wall. It's solid brick!

Is it, or is it...

Old Daphne

Aah! Uhh!

Fake. As fake as everything else in the old abandoned Crystal Cove movie studio. And as fake as you, Daphne.

Old Daphne

How...How did you know?

Two big ones. The real Daphne would never forget that our first date was at the Trap Expo 3000. But the biggest mistake was right at the start.

Old Daphne

What?

You said jeepies. Daphne says jeepers. Velma says jinkies. Nobody says jeepies. I mean, that's just plain silly. Once I knew you were fake, I figured Crystal Cove must be phony, too. It could only be the old movie studio made to look like a ruined town, complete with animatronics skeletons. Obviously this was all about the location of the Planispheric Disk. Convincing me that I needed to save my friends from a post-apocalyptic future was the most obvious way to get me to tell you where I hid it. It's exactly what I would have done.

Fan out. Search every inch of this place until we find that disk.

Shaggy

Well, like, if you remember hiding it here, like, dude, where is it?

Well, the exact location slipped my mind. (leaves the gang to search the Planispheric Disk alone)

Velma

We can't let that fake Fred get his hands on the Planispheric Disk.

What do we do?

Shaggy

Like, we do what the real Fred would do. We trap him.

Velma

Agreed. But it's got to be before he gets his hands on...

The Planispheric Disk. I found it! I found it!

Velma

Okay, never mind.

Daphne

Now that you've got it, what are you going to do with it? Fake Fred.

Ahh, well done. You finally figured out I'm an imposter. So what? I'm taking the Planispheric Disk, and who's going to stop me? You? You?

NO! (arrives) Me. I mean you. Me. I mean me. You me. I-- Aw, heck. You get the idea. (starts fighting Evil Fred)