Scarecrow and Mrs. King · Season 1
I'm sick of being dead. I miss my apartment, I miss restaurants, I miss nightclubs.
This is probably very healthy for you. No, really. Real people do not go to restaurants and nightclubs every night, they stay home and make hamburgers and watch television.
Amanda. Are you going to try to make me into a real person again?
No. But the exposure certainly couldn't do you any harm.
Well, Amanda, I knew it would happen.
What?
My hula skirt rotted.
I'm sorry, Mother.
I have nothing now to show for my one and only trip to Hawaii. I wish your father had not dropped the camera out of the war canoe.
Ah. Well, your poppyseed cake is your Sistine Chapel, Amanda, no one can top it.
Hi, there.
You again How dare you break in here.
Hold it. I didn't break in here, I walked in here. You know, you should be a little more careful about...
Listen, you can just get out. Out!
Amanda, I have to talk to you.
What are you, a salesman?
No! Amanda, you know me, you just can't remember. You have amnesia.
How do you know I have amnesia?
I know a lot of things about you. Now, please, sit down and I will tell you all about yourself before your mother gets back.
Why does it have to be before my mother gets back?
Because no one is supposed to know that you know me. It may make things very difficult for you.
Who are you?
Lee Stetson.
What are you?
Amanda, I work for the government. I'm an intelligence operative.
Are you telling me that you're a spy?
I've never cared for that word, really.
Oh, my gosh.
Now, please. Just relax and sit down?
You're a spy!
Guess what.
What?
You are, too.'
Oh, my gosh!
Billy, her brain has gone . . . blooey, zippo, casa de nada.
Mrs. King?
Hello. Do you work here?
Oh, boy.
Uh, this is Billy Melrose, our section chief. And, uh, Francine. Do you remember Francine?
How do you do? No.
That's interesting. I've often been told I'm unforgettable.
Amanda.
Hm?
Are you absolutely sure you don't remember anything about me?
Yes. The doctor said that I might forget certain things that were emotionally complicated. Now, I can understand how I might forget the crash, but I don't know what could be so emotionally complicated about you that would make me not. . . .
Well, we have worked fairly closely together, you know.
How closely?
Maybe we could retrain her.
Lee, I'm surprised to hear you talk like this. Usually you're complaining because you have to work with her.
I can adapt to almost anything.
The Agency appreciates your sacrifice.
Oh, my mother! What am I going to tell my mother?
Ah, this is a tough one.
I just disappeared in the middle of the afternoon, she never got my note, this is the worst!
What if you told her that you suddenly remembered an appointment?
I had amnesia!
Mother, what is Dengue fever?
Oh, my God. Is that going around? I thought I was just getting a little head cold.
How did you find us?
Well, I saw somebody try to drive a station wagon through a swamp.
You know, this is my first real embassy party.
Well, that's why Billy had me use you in this operation. You're unknown on Embassy Row.
Well, you know, I have been to a couple of teas - and maybe a reception or two but never anything like this - If I'd known, I would have borrowed a better dress.
Amanda, you're a messenger.
Oh, well, that's not exactly the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.
Tell her I'm from the phone company.
Sir. I'm not lying to her anymore.
Tell her I said I'm from the phone company,
Hurry up, Phillip bats clean-up.
Clean-up. They have you batting according to cleanliness and neatness. It's nice.
Scarecrow, this is Blue Leader.
Yes, sir.
Where? Where is Blue Leader?
Shh.
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