Saved by the Bell quotes

Lisa, how'd you get tickets to the M.C. Hammer concert?

Lisa

Why?

They're so hard to get; I just wanted to know how you got 'em.

Lisa

I got them from Zack.

You mean he bribed you with them to go on a date with me?

Lisa

Eric, it's not what you think.

Is it true, yes or no?

Lisa

Yes, but you don't understand...

Oh, I understand. So, when you told me you liked me, that was a lie too? Lisa, I never wanna see you again. (walks out of the Max)

Lisa

Eric, wait! Eric, listen to me!

Jessie

Lisa, is that true?

Lisa

(crying) Yes, but when I took the tickets, I didn't like him. Now, I don't like me. (Jessie consoles Lisa)

Yeah. Too bad you're just a chick.

Jessie

Just a chick? Just a CHICK?! (punches Eric right in the face)

I can't believe you just did that!

Jessie

C'mon! Want more?! You know, I was really excited about you coming here. I never had a brother, and I thought we could have fun! Be close and do things together. I tried to make us like a real family, but you wouldn't even give it a chance! And you know what? I don't want a brother anymore. (she storms out of the room)

Jessie

If any one of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater, I'm gonna hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog!

Kelly

Wow, look at this line.

Lisa

Man, we'll never get tickets to the U2 concert.

Slater

Oh, ye of little faith.

Zack

That's right. Yeah, we told you we had a plan. Hey, have I ever let you guys down before?

Yeah!

Zack

When?

Lisa

The time you snuck us into the drive-in movie in the trunk of your car.

Zack

So I forgot the trunk key. You still got to hear the movie.

Kelly

But it was a Japanese movie.

Zack

Hey, I tried to read the subtitles as fast as I could.

Lisa

It's them! They're here!

Screech

Oh, no, I'm not sleeping here again. Last night, the security dogs were nipping at my underwear.

Slater

(to himself) All right. Concentrate, Slater. CONCENTRATE! How can I concentrate? I'm starving! I only had four Twinkies and a box of Ding-Dongs for breakfast!

Jessie

Ms. Billingham, is the only reason you want me now is because Harvard wants me, too?

Well, Ms. Spano, we are the "Harvard of the West."

Jessie

Well Ms. Billingham, thanks, but no thanks. If Stansbury is that hypocritical, then they'll just have to do without Jessica Spano.

Slater

AND, without A.C. Slater.

Kelly

AND, it's Stansbury's loss!

Screech

Do you have any brochures I can look at, so I--- (Kelly yanks him by the collar)

Zack

(to Slater and Zack) Gentlemen, we have struck gold. Let's work out.

Slater

I don't know about you, but working out is the last thing on my mind.

Screech

I hear you, blood.

Slater

"I hear you, blood"? Where'd you get that?

Screech

Chapter 3: Talking cool.

I love Leslie, and she loves me.

Jessie

But, there's so many other women.

Jessie, I'm your father, and I'll always love you. You're growing up, and soon, you'll have your own life. I want my own life, too. I'm marrying Leslie, and that's final.

Jessie

Then I won't be there to see it.

Slater

I never thought I'd be dating a real princess.

And I never thought I'd be dating a real American Cheesecake.

Slater

That's beefcake.

Kelly

She's my friend, but not my best friend. (pause) Actually, I hardly even know her.

Screech

Kristy, can I have the candle?

Oh, sure. Do you want to lick the icing?

Screech

No, I love to chew wax.