Why be a teacher when you can be a principal? It's the easiest job around. You don't do anything. Ask Belding.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
The sauce you can have, but the secret she's-a mine!
Look, the chemistry lab is for student use. Well, we're students. So, we're using them.
You really believe that, don't you, Zack?
I'm Zack Morris.
Should I be impressed?
Zack (to Screech) This has gone far enough. Look, I'm sorry I hurt you, all right?
Sorry? You're sorry? You were my best friend, Zack. You could've had any other girl in the school...why Lisa? Why'd you have to steal my dream? I hate you!
Let's have another round of applause for the real star of today's game, the only one who has to be in a wheelchair all the time, Melissa Donahue!
(After Melissa rolls away, upset at Zack, after the basketball game)
What was that all about?
Maybe she wants to be your friend and not your cause.
KKKen Kelly
Zack, can you be at the Max today at 4:00?
You bet! By 4:00 today, I am going to be--
Mr. Belding (interrupts Zack): In detention. I told you not to use this phone on school property again.
(After Mr. Belding shows up Zack and wins the trip to Hawaii)
A trip to Hawaii? This is great! Now I have an anniversary gift for Mrs. Belding! And to think, all this time, I just thought you were trying to get out of detention.
Yeah, I was doing this, all for you. (mumbling to himself) Took weeks of planning.
And I owe it all to you!
Well, maybe now you'll do me a favor in return.
Ah, we can talk about it...in detention!
Major Slater (to Slater): My C.O. just went A.W.O.L. with the G.I. from the P.X. I gotta go A.S.A.P. See you, A.C.
You guys sound like an eye chart.
Come on Slater, tell him the good news...Iowa.
Iowa?
I owe-a Zack ten dollars. Can you lend it to me?
(looking surprised) That's good news?
It is to me.
Mr. Morris (after learning that Zack was drinking alcohol): What would you do if you were in my position?
(explaining Screech's version of what happened in the accident involving Lisa's mom's car) It's a terrible thing that happened to those monkeys though.
I'm dead. Jessie's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in and then break up with me. It's her usual pattern.
What's wrong, Lisa?
This ring put a green stain on my finger!
Why would it do that?
Because it's not real gold, DUH!
Well, maybe it's just yours. (the rest of the gang reveals green marks after removing their rings) Maybe it's just ours.
(More students show up with green marks on their fingers)
NNerd
There he is!
Maybe it's just everybody's!
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