Guardian quotes from Samurai Jack

That was my favorite suit you just ruined!

You can't use it yet, Samurai Jack. Not yet. Not yet.

They call me Jack. The creatures of this mystical land have guided me here. Is this the passage through time that I have quested for?

Yep.

I humbly request your permission to use this great power. [the Guardian laughs then stops]

Nope.

Guardian, by what right do you deny me?

For countless eons, I have guarded this magical power of time travel. All have been denied, from the mightiest of giants to the tiniest of warriors. You see, samurai, only one man has been prophesied to defeat me. And that man is the only man who can use this time passage. And you, my man, ain't that man. [Jack takes a deep breath and sigh]

I have hoped that just once I would not have to battle for my goal because it is noble and just. But I see that this is impossible. I must use the power of this time passage, and so, I will defeat you.

Ain't gonna happen.

We shall see. [draws his sword]

Ahhh, you goin' all old school on me, huh? Well, I got me one o' those. [draws sword]

Never before have I faced an opponent with such skill.

I told you, man, it ain't gonna happen. Now why don't you leave before you really get hurt.

Never! I must return to the past!