Jack quotes from Samurai Jack

I am forever in your debt.

Scotsman

Ah, don't mention it. So how've you been?

[slips back into Brent's voice] Like, totally cool.

Scotsman

What?

A test of strength perhaps?

Scotsman

Oh, no, I remember last time. You cheated.

I do not cheat.

Scotsman

Perhaps not, but ya sure don't play by the rules!

My friend, you have done so much already. Allow me to honor your deeds. I shall row.

The Scotsman

Nice try, I'm drivin'.

Jump good.

Scotsman

Yeah, yeah.

Aren't you a little short for a demonic minion?

Hm? Oh, the uniform. [rips off his disguise] I am called Jack, and I am here to rescue you.

You don't know how to fly this thing, do you?

Uhh....I like to walk.

We really did it! Oh, thank you, Jack. Thank you!

Yes, Jack. Thank you.

You risked your life to help us, but yet, we are strangers. How can we possibly show our gratitude?

Save your home.

What?

We're not such strangers as you may think. Our stories are very much similar and alike. For you see...I, too, was a prince. Given charge to save my land. But I...I could not let your story end like mine. With Aku!

Your story's not over yet.

Go to your people. There is not much time to lose.

Yes, Your Majesty.

[he flies into the ship] Wing well, Jack!

[she does the same] We won't forget you!

Aku!

Aku

[dryly] Yes, it is I, Samurai Jack. [rolls his eyes] How incredibly observant you are.

Aku

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's gonna happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like "I'LL BE BACK, SAMURAI!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon, and we probably won't see each other for about a week. And then we'll do the same thing all over again.

Your wordplay will not trick me, villain! [he goes to attack Aku]

Aku

No, wait! [Aku transforms into a bat and flutters away over the horizon] I'LL BE BACK AGAIN, SAMURAI! YOU'LL SEE! [laughs evilly, then reappears in front of Jack] See what I mean?

That pillar did not move by itself, Aku!

Aku

YES, IT DID!

One, no superhuman powers. Two, no evil minions to assist you. And three, no shapeshifting. You come in human form.

Aku

Hey, that was four things.

The last one was a two-parter.

Aku

Say goodbye to your little toy, Jack! [starts bending his sword] Once and for- [the sword turns to dust] Huh? A fake!

That's right, Aku! You see, I'm smart, and you are pure evil...and I knew you would cheat. So I had a fake sword made and hid it under that rock over there. Then I hid the real sword right down... [notices the sword is gone, then looks up to find another minion holding it] here.

Aku

You see, Jack, I knew that you knew I would cheat, so I came prepared. And now you will learn what it means to be a fool!

I am afraid that you are the fool, Aku.

Aku

Why?

Because I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew you would cheat so I hid fake swords all over this place.

Aku

I'll be back, Samurai! [laughs evilly]

And I will be waiting, Aku. For no matter how long it may take, I will stop you.

What is your quest, young servant? What brings you through such bitter lands?

My destiny... But it continues to be elusive. And so I journey on.

Is it not true…that even the gods…must rest…from time…to time?

It is true.

And you... are not... a god.

No.

Then why deny yourself? It serves no purpose.

Thank you, kind sir, for returning our baby to us. [sees the baby is now quiet and stern] My baby... what happened to him?

I am afraid your son has seen many things on our travels. And he has now achieved Sakai. The spirit of the samurai.