Zelda, Sabrina and others in “To Tell a Mortal”

It's not funny, Salem.

[walks into the kitchen] Good morning. [screams at her first look at Salem, startling Zelda, while Salem keeps laughing] Why did Salem startle me?

It's Friday the 13th, the day that black witch cats have the power to scare the living daylights out of people.

You should've seen your face! [wheezing with laughter] I gotta stop laughing or milk's gonna come out of my nose! Oh, here comes Hilda, act normal. [Hilda walks in, reading the newspaper] Uh, good morning, Hilda. [Hilda gets scared just as Sabrina did; Salem laughs more]

Aww, Happy Friday the 13th, Salem.