[King Booker eliminates Kane, even though Kane already eliminated him] It's legal to bring a Singapore cane in there, it's legal to bring a chair in there, it's legal to come back in and you can do it!
So...so, does that mean Kane's eliminated?
Kane is eliminated, he's over the top rope, Kane is out!
It's not ridiculous, it's fact, Michael! It is what it is!
Jerry It's the Royal Rumble!
[Buzzer sounds, signaling entry #19: Viscera]
But I don't think he's bringing any love to the Royal Rumble.
Booker and Kane are still going at it here at ringside! Booker incensed that the Big Red Machine eliminated him...
How the hell could he not be incensed? He should have never had to been in the Royal Rumble anyway!
Oh, come on, John, call the damn match!
Takes a cheap shot at him and throws him out!
That's part of the match and you know it!
He should've had...he should not have had to been in the Royal Rumble, Michael! I'm begging you to be unbiased!
[The Great Khali has eliminated seven men, and four lie in the ring] The power, the strength, who can stop the Great Khali?!
[as the buzzer sounds for entry #30] I'd have second thoughts about coming out...
[Funeral bell sounds, meaning only one man...]
Maybe there is someone! Maybe there is someone! The legendary Phenom, the Undertaker!
But nobody has come in at #30 and won the Royal Rumble ever.
It's never happened, but Undertaker has faced, he has battled, he has taken out Khali before.
The roof is about to blow off this place!
It doesn't get any better than this!
Throw some gasoline on the fire! My God, I love it!
Who would believe that the 20th Royal Rumble, the most star-studded, is quite frankly the best of them all?!
JBL, right now, who do you think? Who's got the most gas left in the tank?
[as Shawn prepares to superkick the Undertaker] This is how Shawn Michaels eliminated Diesel! Here we go!
Shawn Michaels eliminated Edge like that! [Undertaker catches him] Went for Sweet Chin Music! Got caught! [Undertaker picks him up, and throws him out, winning the Rumble] And Undertaker has eliminated Shawn Michaels! Undertaker is going to WrestleMania!
Here is your winner of the 2007 Royal Rumble: The Undertaker!
For the first time in his illustrious career, the Undertaker has won the Royal Rumble match!
Going to WrestleMania, the main event. The Undertaker, 14-0 in WrestleMania!
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce the world's most famous ring announcer and voice of champions, Michael Buffer!
MBMichael Buffer
Ladies and gentlemen, from the mecca of sports and entertainment, Madison Square Garden, New York City, this is the moment the world has been waiting for: the 2008 Royal Rumble! The rules are as follows: the superstars who drew #1 and #2 will start. Once the match begins, another superstar will enter every 90 seconds based upon the number drawn earlier tonight. This will continue until all 30 superstars have entered the ring. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope with both feet hitting the ground. The last man in the ring will be declared the 2008 Royal Rumble winner. And along with his triumphant place in history, he will be awarded a championship match at WrestleMania XXIV! And now, the time has arrived. 30 superstars shall enter this ring, but only one will be victorious. Are you ready?! [The crowd cheers] Madison Square Garden, New York City, USA, are...you... [drawing it out] ready?! [Another cheer] For the sold-out, standing room only thousands in attendance here at the Garden and the millions watching around the world, ladies and gentlemen... LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
[Buzzer sounds for #30. The music plays and doors open for...]
Wait a minute! What the hell?!
IT'S JOHN CENA! JOHN CENA!
Triple H's expression told the entire story!
The roof is exploding off of Madison Square Garden! John Cena, the 30th entrant in the Royal Rumble match! And, yes, indeed, business just picked up!
All the action has stopped in the ring! You've got to be kidding me!
John Cena just told Triple H, "It's go time!"
These men, somehow, someway, are able to stand, and it's the Game who rises first. [Triple H hoists John Cena on his shoulders and attempts to throw him out, but Cena holds on to the bottom rope] Cena! Cena now in a precarious position! Cena holding on to the top rope, but the Game, so strong, so powerful, with the heart and the soul to headline WrestleMania! [Cena gets off Triple H's shoulders and attempts to FU him] And Cena counters!
But not for long, Cena countered! [Triple H attempts the Pedigree, but Cena counters and hoists Triple H on his shoulders] The counter... OH, A SHOW OF STRENGTH! [Cena FU's Triple H over the top rope, winning the Rumble]
CENA WITH A FU, AND CENA DOES IT!
MBMichael Buffer
Ladies and gentlemen, the 2008 Royal Rumble winner is JOHN CENA!
When we started this historic night, the last man I thought that would headline WrestleMania would be John Cena because I didn't think John Cena was physically able to return to combat in the WWE! And, my, my, how wrong I was!
Not only did John Cena return, he has prevailed! Unbelievable!
Jim Ross [as Jeff Hardy starts to climb to the top turnbuckle]: Jeff Hardy, willing himself! [suddenly Vickie Guerrero appears and tries to pull Jeff down] Jeff Hardy living extreme-
The general manager! [Jeff kicks Vickie off of him] Our general manager-
There's no disqualification.
Tazz [as Jeff hits the Swanton Bomb on Edge, who is down] Jeff Hardy!
Swanton Bomb! And that should do it!
Can Jeff capitalize? Can Jeff sow it in for the cover?
Edge, down. Edge not moving.
Tazz [as the referee starts the 3-count] Got him, got him!-
[Vickie then grabs the referee to stop the count]
Jim [as Vickie is screaming at the referee]: The general manager interrupted the count, or I personally guarantee you this one would be over!
[suddenly Matt Hardy comes out to the ring, steel chair in hand, and pushes Vickie into the ring]
Jim [as Matt corrals Vickie to the corner of the ring]: And now the tables got a little bit ho - set a little differently!
Yeah, no disqualification here!
Jeff's brother Matt... [Matt hands Jeff the chair amidst Vickie's screaming] ...handing him a legal weapon. [Jeff prepares to hit Edge with the chair, but Matt stops him, then goes outside the ring to pick up the other chair laying on the floor] The Hardys...
Tazz [as Jeff lays his chair under Edge's head] Con-chair-to city!
[suddenly Matt strikes Jeff in the head with the other chair. Jeff goes down and is out cold]
[the crowd boos loudly as Matt stares at his fallen brother. Edge comes to, looks at Matt, pulls Jeff in and, keeping one eye on Matt, covers Jeff for the three count]
Justin Roberts [as the referee hands Edge the WWE championship belt]: The winner of this match, and NEW WWE champion, the Rated-R Superstar, Edge!
[Edge celebrates with Vickie as Matt quietly leaves the ring and walks away]
Jim [after a long pause]: I'm absolutely in shock. I don't believe what we have just witnessed here tonight at the Royal Rumble.
Staggering. I - [stammers] - I don't know what to say, I...
Jeff Hardy was living his dream. And now his dream has become a family nightmare.
You know, JR, I-I don't think Edge had any idea, of any of this unfolding the way it unfolded, I - nor do I think Vickie had anything to do with this. In shocking fashion, we crowned a new WWE champion?
[Both members of Cryme Tyme enter the arena during the Royal Rumble match]
Which one's it gonna be? Big Shad or JTG?
[as JTG pulls out a coin] There can only be one, they're gonna flip a coin. [JTG flips it, wins the toss, and goes to the ring] Is that a coin?
What did you think it was, a tooth?
No telling. Could be a license plate this guys made. [Shad picks up the coin and can't help but smile when he sees that...] It's a double-sided coin!
JTG wins the toss and has elected to offend.
It was a two-headed coin!