Yeah. I just... I'm just not looking forward to dealing with all the little green men again.
S2Ask Not
Hey! This is my room & that's my jersey!
Tess Sorry!
No. Alright. Wear it.
kinda uptight about nudity for a guy who reads jugs.
gimme that!
oh the post-its? Nice touch.
Ok, listen. I don't know how they do things on Planet Vulcan, or whatever. But here on Earth we have this primitive human concept called, privacy.
Keep talking to me like that & I'll slag you with my death ray eyes.
*stares*
Kidding. You Buddhists have like no sense of humor.
How do you know about that?
Buddhism for Beginners is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler & Busty Biker Babes?
Look, you can't tell anyone about that.
why?
because I have a certain reputation.
which the less said the better?
I'm serious
Kyle Valenti, Buddhist.
look, I got into it over the summer
Oh! Football camp! Guys are crazy about-
Listen! This... this whole aliens-are-among-us thing... it really screwed me up... made me question stuff... life, reality, my place in this universe... and you don't understand. You... you guys... you people turned my life upside down. I need a little clarity. I need a little peace of mind.
No, I don't understand. I'm a girl from another planet. No family, no friends. Only 3 other people like me in the world. And the man I grew up with...the man who raised me...he was just murdered. You're right, Kyle. What would I know about needing peace of mind?
And if he kills you?
Then you can be fearless leader.
BBrody
Exactly. Do you know what this means, Max? Aliens. I mean, not like they're walking among us or anything stupid like that, but they're actually making contact with people right here in Roswell.
This isn't about Tess. It's about you and me. You think I'm gonna forget about you or get over it or something, but... but I'm not. I don't... I don't care about my destiny or my planet or anything else. All I care about is you. So just know this... I'm coming for you, Liz.
[Max walks back to the table.]
Now that is a great man.
S2Surprise
You know I can't believe you talked me into that. It was the most humiliating experience of my life. No one told me her parents were gonna be here. I did a striptease in front of her Mother. Are you listening to me?
One nipple does not constitute a striptease, Alex.
She saw my nipple?! OH GOD!
CCourtney
Chill out NYPD Blue
Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?
CCourtney
& :Maria: YES!
S2Summer of '47
HHal
They looked like human fetuses. There was 4 to a sac. 8 total. That night, I packed my things and never came back. The base was on full alert. There was no way anybody or anything else could have escaped...and that's the story of Hal Carver. The only time I ever stuck my neck out to save anything...and it all went to hell.
[Michael reaches out his hand and blows up the bottles from a distance]
You saved me.
[He then turns to Hal who is having trouble lighting his cigarette. Michael creates a flame on his thumb. Hal and Michael hug]
S2The End of the World
You tried to get Tess and me together?
Look, I know that you must hate me right now. I, um...
[Max grabs Liz and gives her a long, passionate kiss. There are image flashbacks.]
I felt that... and I know you did, too, and I know you think that... that I need to let you go... for the sake of Michael, and Isabel, and my race... so you went to Tess. But she can't be you. Tess can never be you.
Do you know how hard it was for me to tell him that I didn't want to die for him? He's the only reason that I'm alive right now. You...you've...you gotta come up with another plan. Please go to someone else. I...I just...I can't do this anymore.
FMFuture Max
Just 25 minutes before I came here, I held Michael in my arms...dead. Isabel died 2 weeks before that. Now you have to do this. You have to find a way. All of our lives depend on it.
How? What can I do that's gonna make you turn away from me?
FMFuture Max
I don't know.
Do you have any idea what you've done to Maria?
Dude, it was a misunderstanding.
Look. I don't care that you've got 30 pounds on me or...or that you can kill me with some...some twisted alien power. I will not let you treat her like that. I...I don't care that Isabel treats me like crap, but no one does that to Maria, all right? She's not just some girl!
I can't help it. I love her. What can I say?
You're hopeless.
FMFuture Max
I've fought a thousand battles...but watching you do that was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The look on his face...on your face.
FMFuture Max
Maybe it's for the best. For you, too.
What are you talking about?
FMFuture Max
I saw you with Kyle. He's turning out to be a...a great guy. Maybe it would be better for you to be with a human.
Don't you realize what you are to me...and you're always gonna be? You're the love of my life. Everyone else is gonna be second best. There'll never be another you.
S2Harvest
so you & Kyle?
yeah. Oh, Kyle told me you two were getting involved.
its ok, don't worry about it.
I'm sorry.
About what? All you did was sleep with him. How was he anyway?
oh.. I.. Um.. We... It was great.
Noted.
You look like you got your heart stomped out. No, wait...that would be me. Well, if it's possible, you look worse.
That's the shirt I lost at work. What the hell is this?
It's Graceland...and you're Elvis.
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