[Voiceover] September 23rd. Journal entry one. I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. After that, things got really weird.
S1Pilot
So, help me out here, Max. I mean, what are you?
Well, I'm not from around here.
You're not an ... an alien ... are you?
Well, I prefer the term "not-of-this-earth." Sorry, it's not a good time to joke.
Roswell's not our home. It's not even our solar system.
[Voiceover] I could feel everything he was feeling. I could feel his loneliness. For the first time I was really seeing Max Evans. I saw me as he saw me, and the amazing thing was, in his eyes I was beautiful.
[Voiceover] It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life.
DDeputy
What did they look like?
Well, one was like a muscular Beavis and the other was like a beefy Butthead.
DDeputy
I assume they weren't actual cartoon characters?
S1The Morning After
I mean, what do we even know about these people? Nothing. How do we know that they're not three feet tall, green and slimy?
I guess we don't.
And you know what else doesn't, like, particularly please me? The powers. How do we know they can't just, like, wiggle their noses and, like, poof us into an oblivion?
I guess we don't.
Okay, you're being, like, so casual about this. I want to choke you.
The thing is, we don't know anything about these Czechoslovakians. Are they good Czechoslovakians? Are they bad Czechoslovakians? We don't know. They're just random Czechoslovakians. For all we know, they don't have their passport.
I didn't just wander in. I had a cover story.
And what was your cover story.
I was selling candy for charity. Peanut cluster?
And they bought it?
No, they all seemed to be on a diet.
Not the candy, Einstein, the story.
It's not just kissing that goes on in the eraser room, Liz.
FSFemale Student
She's got that right.
All right, the eraser room does two things; cleans erasers and takes our innocence. Do you know what I mean by "takes our innocence," Liz? The eraser room has taken some of the best of us.
Sometimes I just wish I could be invisible.
Sometimes I wish I didn't have to be so invisible.
S1Monsters
The way to deal with [Maria] DeLuca is to make her sweat, keep her on her toes. Make her afraid of my shadow, your shadow, her shadow, Michael's shadow. Right, Michael?
Or we could just kill her. [pause] Kidding.
We're always being so cautious, you know? Always watching behind our backs, never getting too involved. But we're never moving forward either. We're just kinda stuck, Isabel. I'm not sure I want to be stuck any more.
S1Leaving Normal
But what if were, like, complicated... like, incredibly, incredibly complicated?
CGrandma Claudia
Well, one thing I can tell you... if it isn't complicated, he probably isn't a soulmate.
No... Max... he's so not possible. He's just like this whole different...
Life form?
Type.
CGrandma Claudia
How intriguing. A dangerous man?
Spacey man.
CGrandma Claudia
A mystery man.
Okay, you two... you're out of control.
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