Alex
You know I can't believe you talked me into that. It was the most humiliating experience of my life. No one told me her parents were gonna be here. I did a striptease in front of her Mother. Are you listening to me?
Maria
One nipple does not constitute a striptease, Alex.
Alex
She saw my nipple?! OH GOD!
Courtney
Chill out NYPD Blue
Alex'
Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?
Courtney
& :Maria: YES!
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