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Roswell · Season 2

Kyle and Tess in “Ask Not”

Kyle

Hey! This is my room & that's my jersey!

Tess Sorry!

Kyle

No. Alright. Wear it.

Tess

kinda uptight about nudity for a guy who reads jugs.

Kyle

gimme that!

Tess

oh the post-its? Nice touch.

Kyle

Ok, listen. I don't know how they do things on Planet Vulcan, or whatever. But here on Earth we have this primitive human concept called, privacy.

Tess

Keep talking to me like that & I'll slag you with my death ray eyes.

Kyle

*stares*

Tess

Kidding. You Buddhists have like no sense of humor.

Kyle

How do you know about that?

Tess

Buddhism for Beginners is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler & Busty Biker Babes?

Kyle

Look, you can't tell anyone about that.

Tess

why?

Kyle

because I have a certain reputation.

Tess

which the less said the better?

Kyle

I'm serious

Tess

Kyle Valenti, Buddhist.

Kyle

look, I got into it over the summer

Tess

Oh! Football camp! Guys are crazy about-

Kyle

Listen! This... this whole aliens-are-among-us thing... it really screwed me up... made me question stuff... life, reality, my place in this universe... and you don't understand. You... you guys... you people turned my life upside down. I need a little clarity. I need a little peace of mind.

Tess

No, I don't understand. I'm a girl from another planet. No family, no friends. Only 3 other people like me in the world. And the man I grew up with...the man who raised me...he was just murdered. You're right, Kyle. What would I know about needing peace of mind?

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