Alex Whitman quotes from Roswell

Alex

Okay, you know what? The next time you and Liz feel the urge to share with me, you know, feel the impulse to really open up... do me a favor, okay? Let it pass.

Alex

See, I mean, my point is... is that there's no garage band scene here at Roswell, you know? Which makes for a potential genius situation. I mean, we could start an entire music scene, you know?

I think I'm tone-deaf.

Alex

You are tone-deaf, Lester. That's why I was thinking the drums for you.

Liz

Alex, I need you to do me a huge favor.

Alex

Of course. Anything.

Liz

I need your blood.

Alex

It's amazing. You wanna know what? A couple weeks ago, if someone were to ask me who I would trust with my life other than my parents, I would have said you without skipping a beat. And now... now I feel like I don't even know who you are.

Liz

Alex, I want to tell you, I do, but... it's not my secret to tell. Alex, I need to know what you told Sheriff Valenti.

Alex

I want to tell ya, Liz... but it's not my secret to tell.

Maria

I have never seen her like this.

Alex

So this was like the kiss of the millennium?

Maria

Alex, if they actually do it, she'll probably explode.

Alex

Or maybe she'll explode if they don't do it.

Maria

who is that? She looks familiar?

Alex

Vanessa Whitaker. She's our congresswoman.

Maria

I gotta start reading the newspaper.

Alex

You know I can't believe you talked me into that. It was the most humiliating experience of my life. No one told me her parents were gonna be here. I did a striptease in front of her Mother. Are you listening to me?

Maria

One nipple does not constitute a striptease, Alex.

Alex

She saw my nipple?! OH GOD!

Chill out NYPD Blue

Alex'

Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?

& :Maria: YES!

Alex

Do you have any idea what you've done to Maria?

Michael

Dude, it was a misunderstanding.

Alex

Look. I don't care that you've got 30 pounds on me or...or that you can kill me with some...some twisted alien power. I will not let you treat her like that. I...I don't care that Isabel treats me like crap, but no one does that to Maria, all right? She's not just some girl!

Isabel

Alex, I can't really talk to you about guys.

Alex

I'm dead. I'm beyond getting jealous.