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S1 E15

Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Arlene (Jackie's therapist), Dan and others in “Unfinished Business”

AArlene (Jackie's therapist)

Again, remember, we're here for Jackie. Now who wants to start?

I guess I'll go first. If you're married to the same woman for nineteen years, isn't that proof enough that you love her?

You know, Arlene, he has some other woman's name tattooed on his arm!

It's your name!

It's NOT my name-- it's Mrs. Kennedy's name!

I'm never gonna get this dumb thing off. I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life.

Well, now you know what it's like to be married to you.

Jeez, cut it out. I mean, did you forget why we came?

Thank you, Becky.

Okay, I wanna talk about me and Mark.

When are you gonna get over him?

I can't believe this! I'm paying for this session. You guys aren't here for me at all! You're just here to work out all your own family crap!

[weakly] Excuse me. [She's wearing a neck brace] I don't mean to interrupt, but it's time for my medication.

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