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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Jackie, Dan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Are you sure?

Jackie, I have been through this for 17 years: every 28 days, 204 times, yes I'm sure.

I don't know, Dan, Roseanne seems perfectly pleasant today.

And Crystal, when have you ever known Roseanne to be "perfectly pleasant"?

I'm gonna be at the mall.

I've got basketball practice.

Me too.

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