A character in Rocko's Modern Life
Played by Mr. Lawrence
Rocko's Modern Life · 73 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Rocko's Modern Life: in 23 of its 73 quotes
Most scenes with: Rocko (13), Heffer (8)
[Heffer and Filburt are about to film Rocko walking downstairs in the night for a glass of milk]
FilburtAnd he ain't dressed for the occasion, if you know what I mean.
You heard right! He's completely naked!
FilburtWith no clothes on!
O-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...
Or doorbell!
Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...
FilburtOr cheese!
[getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time! [He struggles to contain his anger] Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...
HOLD IT!
[furious] WHAT?!
Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...
[at the limits of his patience] Yes?!
...Do we really need the cheese at all?
FilburtWhy, you big stupid cow.
What? What'd I say?
FilburtWhy do you torment me like this?
I'd probably do now!
FilburtJust let me do it the way I want it!
FilburtHey, fellas?
You're nauseous.
FilburtRight. [vomits offscreen]
Filburt[imitating Rocko] "Hey, look, fellas! I'm in jail! Heh heh..."
Oh, come on, Filburt.
FilburtBack off, Peter Cottontail! You're the reason we're in this mess!
Hi honey, how are you? Oh, my babies!
[first words] Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy...
[The egg breaks, revealing there are four babies including a steer cow with glasses, turtle twins with glasses and a yellow cat]
Oh, Rocko. Aren't they cute?
Come to mommy. Oh, my little ones.
Oh, I'm so happy for you, Filburt!
FilburtNot now, I fainted.
No, you haven't. You're still conscious.
FilburtOh, but I have.
[Norbert then walks over to the two]
But your eyes are open, Silly.
FilburtOh, what do you know?
Go away.
Oh, Daddy's just playing. He didn't faint at all.
FilburtOh, yes I did.
[Hutchinson then kisses Filburt as the camera irises out on them; during the end, in the black screen is Norbert following Rocko]
No, no. Go away. [he leaves as Norbert follows him] Go home.
Can you see anything, Heffer?
Just the back of a bunch of heads. How about you, Rocko?
Naw, looks like a forest of ankles down here. Filburt?
Filburt[looking at someone's butt crack] I've got a bird's eye view of the Grand Canyon.
Filburt, it's only a bird wig!
Filburt[offended] Only a bird wig?!
[last lines of the series]
So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]
FilburtAre you kiddin'?
[singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...
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