[gets hit by Cupid's arrow; seductively] Bev...
BBBev Bighead
Yes, Ed...
We're almost out of mouthwash.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Bev Bighead
Rocko's Modern Life · 73 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Rocko's Modern Life: in 4 of its 73 quotes
Most scenes with: Ed Bighead (3), Heffer (2)
Scenes with Bev Bighead 4
[Ed is spying on Rocko's backyard, where a nudist party is being held]
Bev! Oh, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to?
BBBev Bighead
Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed.
But, Bev! They're, well... Nude!
[Bev grabs the binoculars]
BBBev Bighead
Oh, Ed! Oh, you're right! Oh, yes! This is disgusting! Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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VVirginia
I'm taking my ball and going home. You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore!
Bye, Mom!
Fine! We'll be able to win without you! Right, girls? Girls?
TBTammy and Bev Bighead
Get a life, Ed!
TTammy
You've taken all the joy out of the game.
This is mutiny!
TTammy
If you want that trophy so bad, Bozo, finish the game yourself!
I don't need any of you.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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BBBev Bighead
Oh, I'm so glad you could make it.
It was the least we can do.
BBBev Bighead
[as Filburt gives her flowers] Won't you come in?
[The trio went with Bev and the bed is a stressful, not-up, Ed Bighead]
Did he go peacefully?
BBBev Bighead
Yes, he just kind of drifted off and that was it.
He looks all warm and sticky.
BBBev Bighead
Oh Ed, You were so convinced that you were old that you wished yourself to death. [cries]
Well, no sense In dragging this out, let's get to the good part.
[about to lift up the bed] One... two... three... LIFT! [lifts up the mattress and Ed slides down and falls into the trash can]
And now, for the appropriate dirge.
[Bev starts crying uncontrollably as Heffer, Filburt, Rocko and she walk outside]
HFHeffer and Filburt
[sings the wedding march while Bev continues crying] Da dum da-dum! Da da-da-dum!
[takes off his hat] We have gathered here today to pay our last week's day to our beloved Ed Bighead, wasted away his entire life worrying about how old he was. Heffer, the lid. [Heffer holds up the lid to the trash can and puts the lid in the trash can] Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. We stick Ed Bighead in the Earth's crust.
[Heffer kicks the trash can with Ed Bighead in it to the hole that was dug up, making the latter groan in pain while Rocko, Heffer, Filburt and Bev cry wildly together]
RHRocko, Heffer, Filburt and Bev Bighead
[start sobbing wildly] WA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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