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Rocko's Modern Life · Season 1, Episode 15

Rocko, Heffer and others in “Unfinished Business”

O-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...

Or doorbell!

Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...

Or cheese!

[getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time! [He struggles to contain his anger] Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...

HOLD IT!

[furious] WHAT?!

Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...

[at the limits of his patience] Yes?!

...Do we really need the cheese at all?

Why, you big stupid cow.

What? What'd I say?

Why do you torment me like this?

I'd probably do now!

Just let me do it the way I want it!

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