Ed Bighead quotes from Rocko's Modern Life

I hate my life!

[gets hit by Cupid's arrow; seductively] Bev...

Yes, Ed...

We're almost out of mouthwash.

Bev! Oh, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to?

Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed.

But, Bev! They're, well... Nude!

Oh, Ed! Oh, you're right! Oh, yes! This is disgusting! Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet!

Rocko

That's it! There's only so much a wallaby can take! Not only will this house not be condemned, it will be the most beautiful house in the neighborhood! Even nicer than yours!

[laughs] Stop! Stop! I might wet myself! [keeps laughing, but then wets himself] Oops.

I'm taking my ball and going home. You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore!

Heffer

Bye, Mom!

Fine! We'll be able to win without you! Right, girls? Girls?

Get a life, Ed!

You've taken all the joy out of the game.

This is mutiny!

If you want that trophy so bad, Bozo, finish the game yourself!

I don't need any of you.

Heffer

[as a pirate, using a pseudo-Swedish accent] I'll be taking that map from yew.

[sleepwalking, as a pirate] Good gads. What sort of accent is that?

[sleepwalking; as a pirate] Poop the deck and waffle me winky.

Rocko

MR. BIGHEAD, WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!