RockoO-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...
Rocko
Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...
Rocko
[getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time! [He struggles to contain his anger] Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...
Rocko
[furious] WHAT?!
Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...
Rocko
[at the limits of his patience] Yes?!
...Do we really need the cheese at all?
Why do you torment me like this?
Just let me do it the way I want it!
HDr. Hutchinson
Hi honey, how are you? Oh, my babies!
GSGilbert, Shellbert and Missy
[first words] Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy...
[The egg breaks, revealing there are four babies including a steer cow with glasses, turtle twins with glasses and a yellow cat]
Oh, Rocko. Aren't they cute?
HDr. Hutchinson
Come to mommy. Oh, my little ones.
Oh, I'm so happy for you, Filburt!
HDr. Hutchinson
No, you haven't. You're still conscious.
[Norbert then walks over to the two]
HDr. Hutchinson
But your eyes are open, Silly.
Rocko
Go away.
HDr. Hutchinson
Oh, Daddy's just playing. He didn't faint at all.
[Hutchinson then kisses Filburt as the camera irises out on them; during the end, in the black screen is Norbert following Rocko]
Rocko
No, no. Go away. [he leaves as Norbert follows him] Go home.
Rocko
Can you see anything, Heffer?
Just the back of a bunch of heads. How about you, Rocko?
Rocko
Naw, looks like a forest of ankles down here. Filburt?
[looking at someone's butt crack] I've got a bird's eye view of the Grand Canyon.
[last lines of the series]
Rocko
So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]
[singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...
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