Guys, I asked you to help set up for the Apology Soirée.
The what?
The event I'm hosting where we invite everyone we've wrong over the past year to apologize. [holds up a whoopsie cake]
Are you doing this because individual apologies are hard and doing it all at once is the coward's way out?
That's what sold Scissors.
Big coward!
Yeah, this feels like more of a "you guys" thing.
Fine. Then Scissors and I will be the mature ones in this-- [gets smacked in the face by Scissors' sticky hand] Ah! Ow! Scissors, you are such a child! [starts chasing him around] What grown man has a sticky hand?! You are a nightmare! If I look up "nightmare" in the dictionary, I would say, "Wrong picture," because it should be Scissors!
[gazing at the enlargement ray, and an idea gets in his head] The enlargement ray! [imagines himself in his enormous size as the apartment building and making modeling poses]
[amazed] Well, I certainly can't ignore you, now that you're enormous!
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