Exercise is important. It's good for your heart, it's good for your brain. You guys are so sedentary, you're practically koalas.
Hey! That's a hurtful stereotype and… [quickly goes to sleep]
Also, we just did a workout last week.
[sarcastically] Yeah? How'd that go?
[Flashback to last week at the pool]
All right, ladies, let's get those hands up and flap those pool noodles!
This is hard. Let's go eat cake.
[Back to the present]
You three need to stop making excuses. This is just like when Paper used to write fake notes from Mom to get out of gym class. [Paper gives her a note; reading] "Please excuse Paper from Sandpaper's workout. He has a broken…" [stops reading] Really? You're still doing this? [unplugs their video game system, shutting off the TV]
Hey!
Hey!
[yells frantically as his friends look at him; calmly] Sorry.
Sandpaper, give that back!
I'll give it back when you complete one of my workouts. And I promise, when you see the results, you won't care about video games anymore. [takes away three Jane Austen novels as well] And no Jane Austen novels either.
What?!
Awww!
Come on!
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