Good news, friends. Things have been going swimmingly with me and my special lady.
Special lady?
Are you 90?
[looking at a photo of him and Pencil playing around with an electric plasma ball] I can't even remember the last time I did something embarrassing around her. Oh. Yes, I can.
Paper, I think you confused Toluene with Toluidine.
Oh. How embarrassing. [lets out a flatulence] I'm having a bad day. Anyway, I'm going to meet her tonight for a romantic dinner, tell her how I feel, and ask her to be my girlfriend. If she says yes, I'll feel like the luckiest man alive. And if she says no, I'll turn into a red-hot ball of inexhaustible rage and take it out on all of you guys. But who knows? [skips away]
Wanna film that for our channel?
Worth a shot. Maybe it'll appease Grandma.
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