Paper? What's going on? And why are your friends here?
We kidnapped Paper too?
Because we have beef and… Uh… Come back to me.
What's going on is I don't want to go back to that table! You don't know how humiliating it is to hear about all the incredible things you do every year because I never do any myself. [to Sandpaper] You're working on big action movies, [to his mother] you're breaking national news, and I'm just Plain Paper. That's why I staged this kidnapping. Rock, Scissors, and I were fighting Dr. Big Bat over a giant strawberry we grew for the county fair, and we thought he'd make a good kidnapper. But then you got through all the bats, so I had to call a bunch of people I met over the past year. Like the ghosts we befriended when we tried to get the perfect holiday picture, the tortoises I accidentally made huge from toxic ooze and taught martial arts in the sewer, and the Hipponoids from the time I stopped their invasion and saved Earth.
Hold on. You did all that in the last year?
[sadly] Yeah, I go on a lot of silly adventures.
Paper, that's not silly at all.
It's not?
Are you kidding? Who goes on adventures like that?
Yeah, that's… That's incredible!
Ah, that's why I should've said.
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