Scissors, Paper and others in “Unfinished Business”

Scissors

What'll it take to get you to join? You want money, gifts, someone to hug you and say, "Good job, son"? Wait, that's what I want.

Paper

Look, pranks are mean, and they're hurting our society. Just think what we could accomplish if we stopped tricking people and started helping them. As a man of science, I'd rather spend my time changing the world, curing diseases, and bringing back the rainforest!

Scissors

[to Rock] How funny would it be if that wrecking ball would hit him right now?

Pencil

[bursting into their apartment] Guys, the Rat Bros asked me to join their side in the prank war!

Rock

[shocked] WHAT?! Wait, I actually don't know how to feel about this yet. Keep talking.

Pencil

I'm so excited! Most people don't know this about me, but I'm a huge trickster. One time, I told a coworker something was made of polycarbonate when it was actually made of polythylmethacrylate!

Paper

[chuckles] Oh, you are bad.