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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Enough excuses! We must start the peace negotiations tonight. Every day that passes, more innocent lives are lost--

Yardy-yardy-yar.

I warn you, Sheriff: I have heard aspersions cast on your honesty!

[in mock surprise] Aspersions? Surely not!

Now I insist. We start the talks today, or I travel to London and find Prince John myself!

You see, Gisborne? This is what you have to look forward to. Already, he's starting to sound like a wife.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!

[after mouthing his words obnoxiously] Two words: Peace? Off! Throw him in the dungeon!

(Robin, his gang and the Sheriff are all chased by Saladin's assassins)

GGuard

Get them! Stop them!

Forget us! Watch the entrance!

[entering behind Robin] YOU HEARD HIM!!! GUARD THE DOORS!!!

The Sheriff's with us?!

Did no-one ever tell you that fools do not deserve to be rescued?

This is not a rescue yet, Malik.

Oh, la-di-da-di-da! Will you two just shut up?!

[while fighting the assassins and losing] I HATE THIS! THIS ISN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL!

[after Robin and his gang, the Sheriff and Harold team up against the assassins]

[Points at Malik] Get him, Prince Bismillah... far away... from here!

The feeling is mutual.

[To Robin] And Locksley, remember: business as usual tomorrow.

I look forward to it.

I don't think it was just the needles, Much. You understood him.

I just listened to him.

Maybe that's the real magic. :[he whispers] Listening.

[Robin walkes away while whistling.]

Why don't you listen to me more then, master? Master!

What? Sorry. Sorry, did you say something?

Unbelievable! You talked me about listening and you don't listen.

Pardon?

You talked to me about listening!

[Robin starts laughing.]

Very funny! You never listen to me.

Yes I do.

No you don't.

[They continue arguing]

AAlice

[kneeling] My son! You have imprisoned him.

Get that woman out of here!

AAlice

He was arrested in Locksley this morning. He's just a boy--

What did she say?

This is the business of the bowmaker and his boy. The outlaw collaborators.

Ah. And this is the mother of the child? Oh come on, have some compassion, Gisborne. Surely she should be allowed to see her son! Such insistent maternal concern... Well, it should stir pity. Such a pretty face should inspire our respect. [grabs Alice by the hair] But this one, however, conceals deceit! Disloyalty! So, take her away. Have her put in the cell with her son and the cooper. One bad apple in the family, and we punish the whole barrel.

[Little John is about to kill the Sheriff]

AAlice

You said you were no murderer.

Not of men. This is a DEVIL!

[grinning] Good answer!

AAlice

For our son's sake.

[in a childish voice] "Mummy, mummy..."

[Little John sighs and lets him up]

Ha! You just couldn't—-

[Little John punches him out]

[After the interrupted Festival of Pain, the Sheriff has ended up tied to his own Chair of Delights]

[as Gisborne removes his gag] Aaaah... AAAARGH!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS, GISBORNE!!! GET OFF MY MONEY!!! GET OFF MY-- AAAARGH, AAAAARGH...!!!

[About his son, to the Gang] Him, I am proud to know. You, I'm stuck with.

[throwing Little John a stick] Oi, John! I made you a new staff.

[The gang laugh]

Right.

I hate the cave.

It's gonna rain again and it's dry in there.

It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.

We voted, Much.

And you lost. Five-one.

Yeah, well. I should have two votes, because I really don't like the cave. In fact, I should have three, because I really, really don't like the cave.

I hate bats. Bats are rats. Rats with wings.

No, they're intelligent. Bats make noises you cannot hear.

What's the point of that? Noises you can't hear.

What if there was a noise nobody could hear.

[playfully] Shut up.

And then if you were the only person in the world who could hear it. Because I am that person. To see sense where others see nonsense. Just like the bat. I take it back. I like the bat. The bat is my friend. The bat understands me.

[Will is staring at Robin and panting after running to the cave]

Will? What's the matter?

The king is coming.

Oh, this is a good day. After all, we have bread and the king is coming.

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