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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[As Robin is about to torture Gisborne]

No! Stop! This is wrong. I can't take part in this. You will regret this. You will see sense and you will regret it.

This does not concern you, Much.

You are my master, everything concerns me! I have followed you into battle. I have followed you into the forest. But I will not follow you into torture.

Then leave me.

If I thought you meant that...

GO!

[Much runs to his horse and leaves]

You seem to be short of friends, Locksley. And what about the peasants you've championed? They'll be so disappointed to know that underneath your fine words, you're just as violent as the next man. And the nobles you've championed. Swayed by your charitable actions. Edward...Marian.

[Robin swings the heated sword apparently at him, but instead breaks Gisborne's ties]

[Intent on rescuing Djaq, Little John, Allan and Will have arrived in the dungeons]

There's no-one here.

This can't be right.

No prisoners, not even a jailer.

I'm not being funny, but, you don't, you don't think this could be a...

[Guards arrive]

Trap.

Listen gents, why don't we just talk about this, eh?

[The guards attack them and they fight]

Are you alright?

Are you alright?

ADAllan A Dale

I thought we were saving you!

Now I'm saving you.

ADAllan A Dale

[laughing] You're a woman. We're men.

Irritating, isn't it?

Robin of Locksley, Earl of Huntingdon, hero of Acre. And look at you now, you're just a common outlaw. House and lands lost. Do you think I don't laugh every time I sleep in your bed? And Marian, the woman you gave up. Lost. To me. Do you think I won't laugh every time I...

[Robin punches him]

To be honest, I'm surprised you decided to stay in Nottingham. Surely, you would have friends elsewhere that would take you in. I should have realised...Marian. I thought you'd given up a long time ago. But, you still carry a torch for her, don't you?

[Little John, angry at having not rescued Djaq kicks a basket]

[thinking he's angry about Robin being free] Now, look, he's been my master for ten years, what was I supposed to do?

[gesturing to Gisborne] Him?

Alive. It was somewhat touch and go. Not since the Holy Land have I seen...

[Little John sighs]

It took all my powers to calm him. And...and hers. [gestures to Marian]

[Little John looks over to see Marian talking to Robin]

But it was I who fetched her, so you could say it was all my doing.

If they know we're coming, we could all die.

True. But it's Djaq.

What does that mean, "True. But it's Djaq"? That's not even an answer.

Look, the thing is...I like her.

[at the same time] I think I love her.

[The rest of the gang and Marian look around, shocked. Allan and Will look at each other uncomfortably]

Well! Even so, that is no reason to knowingly walk into a trap.

[Robin has just woken up after Little John has knocked him out for the second time, with Much guarding him, and notices that Gisborne has gone]

Where is he?

They've taken him. It was the only way...for Djaq.

It was not their decision to make! Where did they take him?

[Much shakes his head]

I'm not going to tell you. Please, you can't make me tell you.

Much, if you are my friend. If you are my true friend, you must do this one thing for me. Please.

[Much puts his cap over his eyes, lies back and grunts in frustration]

There is no way Gisborne went to the Holy Land without your say-so.

[feigning ignorance] Holy Land? Gisborne?

I have proof! On his arm, his tattoo! People in the King's Guard have heard of that tattoo, and when they return from the Holy Land, he will pay! And you will pay!

Tattoo? [pours Djaq's acid over Gisborne's arm, erasing the tattoo] What tattoo? [to a screaming Gisborne] SHUT UP, YOU BIG JESTER!

[after pouring acid on Gisborne's arm] Stop mewling, Gisborne! Maybe in future, you'll think twice before painting your arm like a girl!

Prince John, in the absence of good King Richard, has turned this country into a state of terror! His followers are thugs! Our taxes are too high! People are starving! What does one have to do to get arrested around here? (attacks guard) Arrest me!

[Guards drag Much away.]

Thank you!

[about a captured Much] Now, what is this creature doing here?

This is one of Robin Hood's inner circle. This is his right-hand man.

[sarcastic] Oh, bravo!

He can tell us all we need to know about the outlaws.

Like what? Hm? That Robin Hood is against us? That he keeps moving his camp on? Hm? There's nothing to know!

All right. So hang him, then. Make an example.

Brilliant! A clue: no. Hang him, and you have an instant martyr. Suddenly, everybody loves Robin Hood!

Anyone fancy a wager? Yeah? Who thinks he can get out on his own?

Trust me, Allan. Much can do it.

We talking about the same Much?

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