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This is a medicine chest!
[He holds it up]
[He opens it and holds it up in front of Djaq]
Every medicine known to man! And some unknown.
[Djaq laughs, puts her hands on his neck and kisses him on the cheek]
Oh, don't do that.
Why not?
I'm a man, you're a woman. I fall in love very easily.
Don't worry. I don't.
[Will and Luke are escaping Nottingham as Will wants to take Luke back to Scarborough, and Will hangs rope on a wooden stand via a metal hoop hanging from the stand on top of the outer wall of Nottingham Town. He flips his axe in his hand]
Let me go down first, make sure it's safe. I know what to look for better than you do.
Why do you always treat me like I'm a baby?!
[Luke climbs down the rope]
[as Luke is climbing down the rope. Said quietly] I loved you, Luke.
[Luke lands at the bottom]
See! [He gestures for Will to climb down] Your turn!
[Will pulls the rope back up the wall]
[as Will is pulling the rope back] Will?
Run away, Luke! Run back to Scarborough! This place is about to turn into hell!
[He finishes pulling the rope past the metal hoop]
Will! [He holds his hands up to his mouth in order to further his voice] WILL! WI- WILL!
[Will turns and flourishes his cloak and leaves]
[After a man has died, Robin arrives at a house where Joseph is writing about the different poisons. Upon seeing him, Joseph closes the ledger. Robin paces up and down]
A shame.
"A shame"? [He picks up a pot and throws it at the wall] It's an outrage. That's another life wasted.
You suspect foul play?
[laughs] Joseph. Joseph! This is Nottingham. There is no other kind of play!
What have you got for me?
[Allan stays silent]
What's the matter? A conscience.
How much for this?
[Holds up Robin's letter]
Depends what this is.
This is a letter to King Richard from Robin, telling him all about you and the Sheriff and the Black Knights. Game would be up, ey, Gisborne.
Give me that.
I can't. I told Robin I'd give it to Roger of Stoke. He's coming to take it to the King.
So what's your proposal?
I'll give it to him, then I'm clean. You can arrest him after I've gone. Somewhere out of town. I don't know anything about it.
Good. You're learning... [Hands him a bag of money] Allan.
[whispering] Robin. Robin!
Marian, what are you doing here?
Someone's impersonating me.
I know. I think they're giving out poisoned pies.
What?! In my name?
It's the Sheriff's doing, but, but why?
I've no idea. Unless he wants to damage the Nightwatchman's reputation.
But then he'd blame the Nightwatchman...and he hasn't.
[Marian passes her bag to Robin. She steps down and Robin picks her up and holds her]
I need to go and see if Jess is alright.
[Robin puts Marian down and she walks away]
[Much walks in on Joseph cooking and who is about to add poison]
[smells the soup] Mmm, smells good. Are you a cook?
No, I'm a man of science.
Science? What, er, what sort of science?
The science of elimination.
What's that?
Finding ways to get rid of dirt. Have you noticed there's dirt everywhere? We have to get rid of it. And there are people who will make the necessary difficult decisions. Who don't need to be...popular.
I think you should talk to the Sheriff. He doesn't need to be popular.
With the right tool, we can clean this country. Create a new England.
[Pause]
I think you should definitely talk to the Sheriff. [chuckles]
[Joseph pats him]
You organised this?
We had hospitals in the Holy Land.
[Pause]
I thought that would be the last time I'd see one.
How did you know there wasn't some infectious disease.
I didn't.
That's brave.
How did you know?
I didn't.
[After the Sheriff has revealed he has used Joseph and will use his poison against the King's army]
But that's not what we agreed.
Yes, I know. And life is usually so much fairer.
[Robin enters the Sheriff's quarters to find the Sheriff, poisoned, hunched over his table, holding a chalice, moaning in agony and Joseph also poisoned, huddled on the floor, writhing and moaning in agony]
Will.
Robin...help.... [moans in pain] Poison...
[Robin walks over to the Sheriff]
Well...according to your friend here there is no cure. So...you're gonna die.
No! No! I cannot die. No, I'm too young. I haven't finished yet! [falls off his chair]
Dan Scarlett hadn't finished either, when you killed him this morning.
Him? Dead dad? The father? I'M GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF A COMPLETE NON-ENTITY...?! [moans in agony]
And life is usually so much fairer.
WILL!
[Will turns to them]
I know what you've done.
I've done the right thing, that's what I've done.
[Holds up the poison]
Justice in a bottle.
Djaq has the remedy.
Yeah, I know. She told me.
Where is she, Will? What have you done with her?
I've stood up to the Sheriff. It's what we all should have done a long time ago.
Even if all of Nottingham dies?
That's not my fault.
[Robin pushes Will up against the wall, takes the poison and drinks it]
Woah, master, no!
Robin!
Robin!
Robin! Ro-!
You want to watch people die? Then you can start with me.
Robin, I can't let the Sheriff live!
YES YOU CAN!
[Emotionally] My dad...he did it for me. He stood up to the Sheriff to prove himself to me!
Then prove yourself to him. Show that we are stronger men than the Sheriff.
[Robin moans in pain]
Robin.
[Much grabs Robin and helps him to to the floor]
Will! Will! Come on!
[Emotionally] Robin, why did you have to do this?!
To prove my point. Will Scarlett still believes in the right thing.
Will, please.
Will, do this.
I'll take you to her.
[Will races off]
[to Allan] Go!
[Much and Little John help Robin up]
Go! Go! To the Sheriff's Quarters. Go! I'll see you there.
[Allan, Much and Little John run to the Sheriff's Quarters. Robin is bent over, breathing and then gets up and tidies his hood, picks up the poison and exhales]
[The gang burst into the Sheriff's Quarters]
Robin!
Djaq, the remedy, quick!
[Djaq throws the remedy to Robin]
Will...this is your call.
[Will walks over to Robin]
Prove to me Will Scarlett still believes in doing the right thing.
You didn't drink the poison, did you?
No. But I think my point still stands so... [He gestures to the Sheriff]
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
[He kneels next to the Sheriff and applies the remedy onto his lips]
This is to the memory of my good father... [quieter] Dan Scarlett, [normal, quiet voice] and the people of Nottingham.
[The Sheriff doesn't awaken. Robin looks at Little John, Will looks at Robin then at Much]
Well he can't be dead.
[Robin shakes the Sheriff]
This is just getting weird now. I want him to live. I don't want him to live.
[Robin continues shaking the Sheriff]
COME ON!
[The Sheriff awakens]
Just joshing!
Finish the speech!
Oh, I don't think so, now I've had the remedy, hm?! GUARDS!!! GUAAAAAAARDS!!!
[Will is building a monument to remind him and Luke of Dan]
It's good to have you back, Lukey!
Are you both ready for this?
Look, what's he doing up there?
I thought you said Will was going to build something to remind you of your father.
He is. Wait for the light.
Light? It is light.
[Will races over to Luke, as they look at the sunlight]
Any second. [Pause. The gang except Will and Luke look at what Will has built] Now.
[The sunlight shafts through the holes that Will made in stone and gets projected onto the rock. The gang follow the light to the rock and see Dan's face projected onto the rock via sunlight and Will's monument. Robin smiles.]
Dan?
[joyfully] That is...!
Beautiful.
[Will has his arms around Luke]
He was a good man.
Yeah. Yeah he was.
[He nods]
What? You think he's getting information?! From one of us? No... Master surely it's a mistake! A traitor?! Who? That's why you sent us back to camp! Because you suspect... you suspect me?!
Much, I have to suspect everybody!
That's me, you suspect me?!
Much, go back to the camp!
What do I have to do to prove my loyalty to you? What? Tell me! What? I'll chop off my own arms! Well...one arm because once I chop that off then...I wouldn't be able to...chop off...the other.
[Kisses Robin on the forehead] Oh, Robin of Locksley. [as she rubs on Robin's beard] What's that beard? It's neither grown nor shaven, make up your mind!
A bee failed to kill him, and a quack failed to kill him! I'll be damned if a boy I delivered into this world sneaks in and finishes off one of my patients!
Matilda, I can't let him live to speak his treason.
[Sighs] So it's not his life your afraid, then? It's his tongue.
So...should we just cut out his tongue?
[Smacks Robin on the head.] Men! Always thinking in a straight line!
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