Djaq quotes from Robin Hood, page 4 ... TV Quotes Database

The girl is the pig! [He gestures to a pig roasting on a fire, with George cooking it], the pig is your present! This is a party! [Robin smiles] Happy Birthday!

Will

Yeah!

Djaq

Happy Birthday!

[Robin hugs Little John and Djaq]

Robin

Well, why here? Why not have it in the forest?

Much

There's gratitude for you. Because then it wouldn't be a surprise!

[He playfully punches Robin in the stomach]

Much

And besides, the people of Nettlestone can join us and you know... say thank you. Speaking of which, where is everyone?

GGeorge

They couldn't make it. And neither can I.

Much

What do you mean they couldn't make it?! It's Robin Hood's birthday!

GGeorge

Sorry.

Much

Sorry for what?

[George quickly opens the barn door, closes it and runs]

Much

George?!

[Robin walks over to the closed barn door]

Robin

Oh, Much.

Much

What?

[Robin looks through the gaps in the barn door and sees mercenaries arriving]

[George runs over to the mercenaries and Ellingham throws him a bag of money]

GGeorge

Thank you!

[George runs away]

EEllingham

[Shouting] Happy Birthday, Robin Hood!

Much

Who's that?

Robin

That's Ellingham.

EEllingham

[Shouting] The Sheriff sends his best!

Robin

The leader of the Sheriff's mercenaries.

EEllinghan

Not to mention...his best men!

[The mercenaries cheer]

Robin

Much!

[Robin turns to look at Much]

Much

[Holding his arms out. Shouting] Sorry!

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Robin

That bought us some time. We need to think.

Djaq

There are five of us. And a hundred of them!

Robin

Once a few determined Spartans held a pass against a vast Persian army.

Will

Really?

[Robin slightly nods]

Robin

Strategy.

Will

And they lived?

Robin

No, but... they did well.

Will

Oh.

Much

I hate that story too.

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[After scaring the Sheriff's mercenaries with a hogshead full of black powder]

Much

Ha! Ha!

Robin

Black powder, Djaq? [Djaq nods] I thought I told you I never wanted to see that again!

Djaq

[shrugging] I disobeyed you.

[Robin smiles]

Robin

Good! Do you have any more?

Djaq

None.

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Robin

I have a proposal. If they won't come to us, we'll go to them.

LJLittle John

When?

Robin

First light.

Will

There's too many of them.

Djaq

We'll die.

Much

It's suicide.

[Robin nods. Much sighs and paces]

LJLittle John

It's a good day to die!

Much

Will you shut up! Why does he always say that?! I don't even know what it means!

Robin

We'll almost certainly die. But at least we'll die fighting.

Will

Yeah, I'm in.

[Djaq who was looking at Will, looks at Robin]

Djaq

Me too.

LJLittle John

Yes.

[Robin looks at Much]

[Pause]

Much

And me.

[Robin slighty nods]

Robin

Good. Good.

Djaq

So this is a Kalila and Dimna night.

Will

What?

Djaq

You don't have Kalila and Dimna night?

Much

Surprisingly not.

Djaq

A Kalila and Dimna night you remember for your whole life. You must only speak the truth. You must ask all your questions, share all your dreams.

Much

So it's just talking?

Djaq

Yes. But it's real talking. And if you're too boring, someone shouts Kalila and you lose your turn. You start.

Much

Oh, no.

Djaq

Just talk. You like talking.

Much

I know I do...but, well, not like this.

Djaq

Fine. I'll start.

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Djaq

So I admire you. All of you. You are good men. Brave... generous... kind... decent men. And I love you. All of you. And I am proud to be amongst you.

Much

Is this what this is, just everyone saying that they love each other?

Djaq

[Holding her hand up. Laughing] Wait. And you're filthy, and you really stink. [Everyone laughs] and you have no souls!

JJohn

We live in the forest.

Djaq

I have to be honest!

[Will smiles and looks down]

[Pause]

Djaq

I have to be honest. And if I am being honest I have to say that... I do not love all of you in the same way.

Much

It's me, isn't? You love everyone else but you don't love me. Brilliant.

[Djaq looks at Will as she talks]

Djaq

There is one I do love more than the others, [Will looks up at her] The way a bird would fly... two thousand miles through storms [Little John and Much look over to Will] just to be with the one he loves. That is the love I feel. And I am a [Emotionally] fool because it is only now when we're about to die [looks up at Will] that I have the courage to admit it, even to myself. I'm sorry. I should have said earlier.

Much

[Whispering to Little John] Will! I knew it!

[Robin looks at Will then at Djaq]

Djaq

You, Will Scarlett are strong and true, and you fight for what you believe in [Will smiles and looks down, tears in his eyes] and that's why I love you.

Will

[looking up at her again] And I love you!

[Djaq laughs]

Will

I love the way you say what you mean. I love your silly voice.

Djaq

Silly voice!?

[Will laughs]

Djaq

That's it, I take it back, all of it. [Robin smiles] I hate you.

Will

And I love the way you fight. Like a man. Ferocious. And the way you'll always, always be a woman.

Much

Ka-lim-na. Boring.

Djaq

[Staring in disbelief at Will] Kalila.

Much

Whatever.

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Much

[To Djaq] Look, I'm not doing this.

Djaq

Fine.

Much

Good. Because I don't hate myself and I'm not in love with anyone else. So...

Djaq

Fine.

Much

Fine. Well there's nothing to say, then.

[Much paces. He notices Robin smiling]

What?

What?

You were smiling.

I was smiling because usually it's a struggle to shut you up.

[Much paces]

Much

You think I talk to much. Well, I know that's what you think. Much talks too much. And eats too much. Worries too much. Well, it's easy for you to say, because if I don't do it, who will? It's alright for you, because you can just breeze through life and be everyone's hero, and not have to worry about the simple things like the fire or the food or the hole in your cape or your [He puts his arms out] birthday! 'Cause good old... dependable, old Much, he'll take care of that. And I tell you something. You take me for granted.

[Robin sniggers]

Much

And you're sniggering at me, now.

Robin

Much, I was just...

Much

[Shouting] You shouldn't!

[He walks away from Robin]

Much

And I'm angry!

[Djaq looks at Much, saddened. Will looks at Much, saddened]

[Much turns around]

Much

And just because I love you doesn't mean I can't hate you too. And I hate you. Because in the Holy Land, [He emphasises the following words] there was two of us, and we were a [Shouting] team! And the things we went through and the horrors we saw... Went through them together! And when we came home, we were like brothers. Brothers in arms. And where's that now? Hey?! It's gone! That's where! [Emotionally] You never talk! You just don't. And you made me a free man, and we're meant to be equals. [Much shakes his head] We're not equals. The only thing that's changed is that you still treat me like a servant and you don't treat me like your friend.

Robin

[Quietly] That's not true.

[Little John looks at Robin]

Robin

[Quietly. To Little John] Is it true?

[Little John looks at Robin]

[Much, Djaq and Will look at Robin]

[Much nods and Robin sighs]

Much

Oh, Kalila.

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Robin

Are you ready?

[Little John and Much nod]

Robin

One... two...

Djaq

Allan.

Will

What?

Djaq

Allan A Dale.

[Will and Djaq look through the gaps in the barn and see Allan walking up to the barn]

[Allan knocks on the door]

Allan

Open up! I'm here on behalf of the Sheriff!

Robin

[Gestures to let Allan in] Let him in.

LJLittle John

Kill him.

Robin

[Quietly] John, calm down.

[Djaq opens the door]

Allan

Oh, thank God.

[Much pulls him in and keeps a hold of him]

Much

[Shouting] What do you want?! What do you want?!

Allan

[Shouting] Listen! We haven't got time to talk now, alright. I've spun 'em a yarn, but we've got to get out of here before they're onto...

Much

We? [Shouting] We?!

Allan

I'm with you. Trust me.

[He turns and looks at Robin. Robin looks at Allan, then look at Much and blinks in an agreeing fashion. Much lets Allan go]

Allan

I've been an idiot. I'm sorry. But right now, we've got work to do. The Sheriff and Gisborne are going to the Holy Land.

Much

The Holy Land?

Allan

They're on a boat from Portsmouth... They're going to kill the King.

[Robin winces. Djaq and Will look at him in shock and then so do Much and Little John]

Robin

Right. We need to get out of here. Now.

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Much

What if the King's moved on? What if he isn't in Acre?

Robin

Well, then we go to Djaq's uncle's friend.

Will

Bassam.

Djaq

I'm going to go and check, okay?

Robin

Alright.

[Djaq leaves]

[Much sits down and takes off his shoe]

Allan

What does Bassam do, then?

[Much tips his shoe over, getting sand out]

Much

The pigeon handler. Remember Lardner?

Allan

Oh, the pigeon that the Sheriff killed with his buzzard.

Much

Ah, that's what you think.

LJLittle John

We switched the birds.

[Little John laughs]

[Allan smiles]

Allan

Oh, ho, ho. You're joking. Nice one. So you got a message to the King in the end, yeah?

Much

Yeah. Well, no thanks to you.

Allan

Look, I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry, boys, alright? I'm back now, I'm one of the lads, let's just...

Much

Now, hands up, who hasn't betrayed the group?

[Much raises his hand, then Will then Little John]

Allan

Oh. This one again. How clever.

Robin

Just leave it, Much, eh?

Much

Sorry.

Robin

We're here to find the King.

[Djaq returns]

Djaq

And Marian.

Robin

And Marian.

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Much

Can I ask you something? Being back here... in the Holy Land... do you feel funny? 'Cause I feel funny. We're the enemy again.

[The camera tracks down to a barred window]

Much

I mean, if they knew we were English...

[Cut to inside the room - Marian is sitting on the bed]

[Much and Robin's voices echo]

Much

[Echoing] If we don't find Marian... [Marian rolls her eyes] Marian. Marian. Marian. Marian.

[Cut to Much and Robin]

Much

If we don't find Marian...

Robin

We will find Marian.

Djaq

[Whispering] Robin!

[On hearing his name, Marian quickly runs over to the barred window - but her shackles pull her back. As she turns to try to get it off, Robin and Much run over to Djaq. Marian stands on a barrel and looks out the window. She sighs and gets off the barrel]

Marian

Get a grip, Marian. Robin's dead.

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[Will has helped cage a pigeon at Bassam's house and smiles at Djaq. He then walks with her. Bassam is watching them]

Djaq

When I was a little girl, I loved these birds. And I thought that when I grew up, I would live here and train them. The closest I'd ever get to flight. Do you understand?

Will

Yeah. I do, actually.

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[King Richard has decided to have the gang executed]

Much

Mercy, your majesty! Ut Prosim!

Robin

Your majesty, these people are innocent. If you must take a life, take mine. Spare them.

RRichard

At last. That's the Robin I remember - considering others.

Djaq

He is still the Robin you remember.

Much

He saved your life! Don't you remember that?!

[Pause. Richard walks up to Robin]

Robin

I cannot grant your wish. You must all be punished. But you once saved my life and no I have not forgotten that. So I'll not take yours. [Loudly, to everyone] I'll let the desert decide!

[Richard walks away]

Much

[To Robin] The desert? What does that mean? [To Richard, loudly] Decide what?!

[Cut to next scene - the gang are tied by ropes to wooden stands in the middle of the desert]

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Much

[To Carter] Come on. We are Robin Hood.

CCarter

What?

[Everyone gathers in a circle, with Little John in the middle. Much and Marian drink water]

Robin